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Gurkha · #1 04-19-2008, 04:02 AM

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/nakedpolitics/2008/04/bestiality-ban.html

Sunrise Sen. Nan Rich's proposal to make it a crime to have sex with animals (yes, it's legal in Florida) finally got a hearing and a swift unanimous vote in the Senate Criminal Justice committee. Rich, a child's rights advocate, said that those who abuse animals (sexually and otherwise) are likely to do the same to kids.

Finally the sheep can rest............

Botnst · #2 04-19-2008, 07:56 AM

Damn.

Anybody want to buy a compliant ewe?

Kuan · #3 04-19-2008, 08:23 AM

PETA sees this as a significant victory. No more sheer and shag!

aklim · #4 04-19-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gurkha

Rich, a child's rights advocate, said that those who abuse animals (sexually and otherwise) are likely to do the same to kids.

And he knows this, how?

aklim · #5 04-19-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Botnst

Damn.

Anybody want to buy a compliant ewe?

How did you get her to be compliant? Stuff each rear leg into the boot?

Carleton Hughes · #6 04-19-2008, 09:31 AM

2 drunks in a bar:1st drunk sez,"what's eatin'you?never seen ya here before"

Drunk 2 replies,"I caught my wife screwing my best friend".

Drunk 1,"Jeez,pal,that's some tough *****,what didja do"?

Drunk 2,"I pulled him off of my wife,smacked him on the head and said,'bad dog!now go to your cage'"!!!!

WVOtoGO · #7 04-19-2008, 10:03 AM

Quick “Wanna Puke” survey:

Which threads make you want to puke more? The one posted about actually puking, with videos included?

Or this thread and/or the one where someone had us look up something about “shrimp’n”?

I’m all about the later two.

We here, still can’t figure out what the hell drove many of you guys to come across some of the sh-t you post. Sometimes it’s quite spooky.

Do you guys actually sit down at your computer and think: “Gee…I think I’ll search the web today for people having sex with their dogs."

Or “Gee I wonder what the web has on the topic of sticking a straw up….”
(I can’t even go there.)

Geezz, this forum has its periods of disgusting issues.

Medmech · #8 04-19-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

Geezz, this forum has its periods of disgusting issues.

In my own defense there is an urban legend regarding shrimpin, a paramedic and a guy that passed out because of a shrimpin expedition gone awry with a fart. There was no googling and if you ask any EMT or emergency room doctor they will tell you the same story happened in their own ER or shift after a few beers.