Almost killed myself today...

[Hatterasguy]

I did an amazing fall down the stairs, it would have made a really cool Youtube video! I tripped over the dog at the top and went flying with the dog. It was cool for 1/10 of a second until I realized that landing was going to suck. So I actualy managed to roll so the dog was on top of me, awsome Ninja move if I may say, than I crashed into the landing at the bottom, not an awsome Ninja landing... The dog landed on top of me, thankfully I broke her fall and she took off. I put my right shoulder threw the wall and now have to fix about a 10in hole, luckly I missed the stud! I sat there for about 5 minutes kind of like WTF just happend, and trying to figure out how I was going to call 911 if my hip was broken since no phone was close. Luckly I'm 22 so my leg started to work again after a bit! Sweet! Just stunned.

Broken bones 0, bruises, feels like 3 nice ones forming, and a stubbed toe.

I guess drinking all that milk when I was little has paid off, I have had a few falls where I should have broke stuff and didn't.