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MTI 06-02-2008 08:30 PM

Hey Dick, W.Virginia Called and They Want Their Joke Back
 
WASHINGTON—Vice President Dick Cheney threw a verbal insult at West Virginians on Monday, but quickly apologized.

Talking about his family roots and how he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family.

"And we don't even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped.

"You can say those things when you're not running for re-election."

West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin, a Democrat, quickly asked Cheney to apologize.

"I truly cannot believe that any vice president of the United States, regardless of their political affiliation, would make such a derogatory statement about my state or any state for that matter," he said.

On Capitol Hill, Cheney's comment was denounced by both Democrats and Republicans.

"This is exactly the type of stereotyping that we don't need from our elected officials," said Rep. Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va. "It's disrespectful, and it's certainly not funny. ... As a proud state, I can say we are disappointed."

Hatterasguy 06-02-2008 11:03 PM

No one can take a joke anymore.

But if I was in WV and my cousin was hot...:D

MTI 06-03-2008 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hatterasguy (Post 1872656)
No one can take a joke anymore.

But if I was in WV and my cousin was hot...:D

Hatt, it's not about "taking a joke" when it comes to stereotyping slurs.

H-townbenzoboy 06-03-2008 12:31 AM

Not only has W.VA claimed ownership of the joke, but so has a 1973 episode of "Hee-Haw".

cmac2012 06-03-2008 03:16 AM

Who would'a thought Cheney would be capable of sneering at a whole state? I mean he's only been sneering at about three fourths of the country for 7-8 years.

He's not running for office but other Repos are. Thanks uncle Dick.

t walgamuth 06-03-2008 07:50 AM

Cheney is a Dick.

Tom W

BobK 06-03-2008 08:00 AM

They have been making the same and similar jokes about my home state of Kentucky forever. I enjoy the joke. Everybody takes themselves too seriously. Cyndi Lauper says, " If you thake things to serious, you can die of starch"

LUVMBDiesels 06-03-2008 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BobK (Post 1872862)
They have been making the same and similar jokes about my home state of Kentucky forever. I enjoy the joke. Everybody takes themselves too seriously. Cyndi Lauper says, " If you thake things to serious, you can die of starch"

Exactly... I am from WV and I think that that joke is funny... Of course we use Arkansas as the state...

t walgamuth 06-03-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LUVMBDiesels (Post 1872863)
Exactly... I am from WV and I think that that joke is funny... Of course we use Arkansas as the state...

Right....in Michigan they use Indiana. In Indiana we use Kentucky.

Cheney is still a Dick though.:P

Tom W

Chad300tdt 06-03-2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by t walgamuth (Post 1872905)
Cheney is still a Dick though.:P

Tom W

That was evident after the way he handled shooting one of his campaign contributors in the face.:rolleyes:

sunedog 06-03-2008 09:21 AM

http://www.stampandshout.org/_gfx/_b...ney-monkey.gif

raymr 06-03-2008 09:43 AM

Toothpaste was invented in West Virginia.
If it were anywhere else, it would have been called teethpaste. :)

mgburg 06-03-2008 09:43 AM

Wisconsin - Smell our Dairy Air...
Iowa - Idiots Out Wandering Around...
Illinois - FIBS - F****** Illinois B******s...

Come on...throw up all those you've heard on the road, heard in the kitchens, living rooms and bedrooms...let's get all these "bad jokes" off the table and out of our systems...

Maybe we can laugh at ourselves... :rolleyes:

LUVMBDiesels 06-03-2008 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by raymr (Post 1872934)
Toothpaste was invented in West Virginia.
If it were anywhere else, it would have been called teethpaste. :)


Oh man I just fell off my chair!

You obviously have not been to rural Pa or Vermont. I swear that in Vergennes Vt, the entire town SHARES a set of false teeth...

"Hey Clem, gimme that molah, I need ta chew..."

"Ayup"


:D

Chad300tdt 06-03-2008 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mgburg (Post 1872935)
Wisconsin - Smell our Dairy Air...
Iowa - Idiots Out Wandering Around...
Illinois - FIBS - F****** Illinois B******s...

Come on...throw up all those you've heard on the road, heard in the kitchens, living rooms and bedrooms...let's get all these "bad jokes" off the table and out of our systems...

Maybe we can laugh at ourselves... :rolleyes:

Here's a link with some good ones.

http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2007/10/15/funny-jokes-state-mottos/

My favorite:
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids.


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