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Do hookers pose for you as you drive by in your Benz?
On my way to the junk yard about 10 am in the morning to get a set of rims, my friend pat and I were driving through the wrong side of town. As we were near the rail yard we noticed a woman standing kind of strangely by the side of the road. She had her coat sort just sort of off her shoulders and her arms kind of back. As soon as we past the coat was back up on her shoulders and she started walking on.
I have never seen this before and of course I have never driven down this street in a Benz before. I have been down this street in other types of cars and probably passed a few hookers but never had them pose for me. Its gotta be the car. Anybody else notice this phenomena?
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One threw herself on the hood of my friends S320 as he was leaving the clubs in New Haven.
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Nah, just regular women, usually . . . .
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Sometimes animals throw themselves under the wheels. Suicidal insects on the windshield. No wimmin on the side.
Ever seen those 18 wheelers with the decal, "No Lizards"? I didn't know what that meant until I finally asked a trucker. |
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As in "parking-lot" hookers.
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So . . . . ? What DOES it mean? Is it something that can be posted here?
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Of course they do....When I commute to a rental in Brooklyn once a week the gals on King's Highway strut they stuff,lawdy,do they eva!
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Nah, they can tell in one look that I don't have any money and turn away.
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I had one ask me for change one day at a 7-11, in a wierd form of thanks she lifted her shirt up and flashed me in broad daylight. The funny part is that my wife was waiting in the car and saw the whole thing. She has a great sense of humor, and said the look on my face was one she would never forget.
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It's just "trucker-lingo"...the prostitutes slither from truck to truck looking for a hookup...the sticker/decal just indicates that that particular truck doesn't want that type of visitor knocking on its door... Post #8 has a sample of the decal...there are various versions of the same...stop at the next Truckers' Inn and wander through the Truckers' Isle...you'll see the same sort of thing...a plain lizard with the "No" slash symbol or other varients...completely harmless and kid-friendly...
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Never had one pose for me yet but I haven't been down that side of the town ever so I don't know. Hell, I don't even know where that side of the town would be. In Vegas, I would probably head for Sheri's or the Chicken Ranch so I wouldn't be hard up to see them posing around when I am driving past.
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the hookers in philly are so desperate they'll pose as I ride past on my bike.
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Ttiwwp :d
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I don't think the ladies would much care about my " bucket of bolts".
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