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Limerick thread
I'll start
There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft.
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There once was a gal from Batas.
Who had a real fine ass. Not round and pink. As most men would think. But large ears. A tail. And ate grass.
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The king named Oedipus Rex
Who started this fuss about sex Put the world to great pains By the spots and the stains Which he made on his mother's pubex.
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There once was a man from Boston
Who drove here in a small Austin There was room for his a$$ and a gallon of gas But his balls fell out and he lost 'em |
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There was a young girl from Racine
Who washed out her c@#t with benzine she lit up a match to see her snatch and thats the last she was seen.
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I sat by the duchess at tea,
and it was just as I thought it would be Her rumblings abdominal were simply phenomenal. And everyone thought it was me.
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There once was a liberated Ms.
Who thought herself a social Ws. She had an invention With equalizing intention A method for standing to Ps.
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There once was a girl named Jill
who used dynamite sticks for a thrill They found her v@gina in North Carolina and bits of her t!ts in Brazil
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A Decrepit old gasman named Peter,
while hunting around his gas heater, touched a leak with his light. He rose out of sight – And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined his meter.
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There once was a boy named Mickey,
who liked to rub on his dickey his dad told him to stop but who listens to pop now his hands are all stickey
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There was a young lady from Seattle
whose hobby was sucking off cattle but a bull from the south left a wad in her mouth that made both her ovaries rattle
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Abuses of the Clergy...
There were three youing ladies from Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now, the bishop was nobody's fool, He'd been to a good public school, So he took down their britches And buggered those *****es With his ten-inch episcopal tool. The up spoke a lady from Kew, And said, as the Bishop withdrew, "The vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker, And longer and stronger than you."
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Oh she looked so fine in the midnight air
when the wind blew up her nightie Her t1ts were hung like the balls of a bear and he said Jesus Christ almighty
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Quote:
Creepin'Jeeziz,Christ almighty. A F*ckin'mouse crawled up my nightie... He bit my tit and took a *****, Creepin'Jeeziz,Christ almighty. |
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There was a young lad from Kent
with manhood so long that it bent. To avoid any trouble he put in in double but instead of coming, he went. |
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