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chilcutt 08-07-2008 09:44 PM
See if you know the answer...
 
If 1-1/2 chickens laid 1-1/2 eggs in 1-1/2 days. How long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?

Chad300tdt 08-07-2008 09:52 PM
2 inches, because there are no bones in ice cream.:)

tonkovich 08-07-2008 09:56 PM
dont know, but jimmy won't like the tdt thing

Chad300tdt 08-07-2008 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by tonkovich (Post 1933361)
dont know, but jimmy won't like the tdt thing
Or the fact that Chilcutt didn't use the search function to find the answer.:)

mgburg 08-07-2008 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chilcutt (Post 1933347)
If 1-1/2 chickens laid 1-1/2 eggs in 1-1/2 days. How long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
Answer 1: 23

or

Answer 2: It rhymes with Orange.

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BAVBMW 08-07-2008 10:15 PM
A fish.

MV

chilcutt 08-07-2008 10:41 PM
more
 
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Originally Posted by BAVBMW (Post 1933379)
A fish.

MV
you are getting closer

Dubyagee 08-07-2008 10:43 PM
53 and 3 quarters.

Larry Delor 08-07-2008 10:54 PM
garlic dill, or regular ?

tonkovich 08-07-2008 11:08 PM
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Carleton Hughes 08-07-2008 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by tonkovich (Post 1933422)
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10,1 to paint the lightbulb and 9 to endlessly debate why it wasn't depicted according to the current socio-economic climate.

tonkovich 08-08-2008 09:00 AM
why does a therapist always answer a question with a question with a question?:D

(this one's really old, and has a racist variant which we will avoid)

Carleton Hughes 08-08-2008 09:29 AM
Horsebreeder has a cute little colt that had a cold.

Guy checks in on the colt and asks if he's feeling better.
colt sez"Neigh...I'm a little hoarse".

mgburg 08-08-2008 10:17 AM
"25 or 6 to 4"

A264172 08-08-2008 10:31 AM
...∞...


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