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New game - Guess what I did today.
First hint:
Bag of frozen peas in the nether region. |
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Uhhh,you shot peas out of your A**hole?
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According to Forrest Gump, nothin' goes together better than peas and carrots...
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Jonathan 2011 Mazda2 2000 E320 4Matic Wagon 1994 C280 (retired) |
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snip snip ?
vasectomy? sex change? (excuse me, gender re-assignment) |
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Sounds pea-culiar.
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That's what I was thinking.
You're a good husband. It's much easier to do this on men than it is for women.
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Paul S. 2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior. 79,200 miles. 1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron". |
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Got kicked in the nuts?
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1999 SL500 1969 280SE 2023 Ram 1500 2007 Tiara 3200 |
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well, it is hard to find uh testicles on a woman
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You bought another Ferrari and the Little Missus found out while she was putting away groceries?
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Bag of frozen peas in the nether region.
Shoplifted?
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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^." |
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You always said if she found out you were cheating, that she would cut "them" off!
They weren't very big anyway. Not much to miss... |
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I have a bottle of Bar Keepers Best Friend and a 3m blending pad on my desk...
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Yip
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Not bad, just a little sore but due to the neck issue I have plenty of happy pills.
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