I've been married for eight years now and I have one question....
How the hell can one woman use so much toilet paper? I must go to Costco every other week to buy the stuff.

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06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
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You should show her this technique.

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2007/v704b_one_sheet.html

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I've heard that women that live with men use lots of it to deal with the guy's "aim."

This is true. Although it takes a skilled marksman to hit those 2 jiggly bullseyes dead on.
Alot depends on windage,elevation,pressure and your partner's steady hand.

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Yeah, no kidding. My wife and daughter use one roll per day per bathroom.

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2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

Sheryl Crow is disgusting:


"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required"

http://newsbusters.org/node/12234

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1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

They probably bunch up the paper instead of fold it.

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

"Warning: Danger of break-through unless multiple folded."

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

I'll go for it if she is going to lick it clean for me when I do a #2

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Same here!!!

I think they sit crouched on the stool in a somewhat fetal position and munch on tissue as if they were little squirrels!

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2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

Cause they crap a lot and emit more bodily fluids than us men. After hearing all this, I prefer water which does a much more thorough job and is way more hygienic than paper. Love my TOTO toilet, its a dream come true for me when I come home and let Mr. Toto pamper me in the crapper.

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2015 Gurkha with OM616 DI turbo

2014 Rexton W with OM612 VGT

They use the roll like a pull-start on a lawnmower.

When it stops spinning they make a giant cellulose glove to do the dirty deed.

B

Exactly...

My wife plugs the toilet at least once a day. I need to keep plungers in each bathroom!

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Current
Monika '74 450 SL
BrownHilda '79 280SL
FoxyCleopatra '99 Chevy Suburban
Scarlett 2014 Jeep Cherokee
Krystal 2004 Volvo S60
Gone
'74 Jeep CJ5
'97 Jeep ZJ Laredo
Rudolf ‘86 300SDL
Bruno '81 300SD
Fritzi '84 BMW
'92 Subaru
'96 Impala SS
'71 Buick GS conv
'67 GTO conv
'63 Corvair conv
'57 Nomad

Look on the bright side.

You’re not posting a thread about your wife not using enough toilet paper.

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