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Former Evangelical Pastor Ted Haggard claims he's reformed now!
I was watching "Good morning America" this morning and they were doing a follow-up piece on the fallen evangelical pastor that cheated on his wife and decided to go on a crystal meth binge with a homosexual prostitute - Ted Haggard.
He says NOW that Jesus is back in his life! This guy SUDDENLY TURNED GAY after being married for all those years? No... (He was always gay). Always will be. His wife didn't leave him for who knows what reason (not too smart). He claims he's much better now... Good old Jesus takes care of everybody huh? |
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His money's running out. He has only a small range of marketable skills. He can either join the Metropolitan Community Church or get cured. I'm guessing the Metropolitan Community Church doesn't want him, so what choice does he have?
I'd like to see Bill Maher hug him before I was confident in the cure.
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Thanks guy. There go two minutes of my life that I will never get back. A curse on the both of you.
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Don't shoot the messenger. None are so blind as those that WON'T see... (the truth). Haggard's wife needs to put a BIG lock on the front door in case Jesus takes another vacation and Ted decides to have another drug fueled heiney party with the boys...I don't think there is a cure for what he has... |
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I'll keep an eye out for him. He used to frequent the gay leather shop just around the corner from my house.
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A Gay Leather Shop? What on earth is that? A leather shop that is gay or are the products gay?
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What kind of sheltered life have you been living? The leather products are intended to be worn by gay men. They range from leather underwear, to masks, to spiked collars, to leashes, harnesses etc. In other words, from general everyday male leather apparel to serious bondage accessories. If you want something, I could pick it up for you.
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There is no doubt what the market is in this particular shop. All the mannequins are male and when my nephews and nieces come to visit, they always stop and stare until their mothers drag them away.
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So the attire cannot be worn by women? Or do they just cater to men into B&D?
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It would be tough for women to wear the little leather testicle bags.
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Some municipalities have ordinances against loitering in front of store windows, kerry |
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Don't they make strap ons with testicles?
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Whats all the fuss about gray leather?
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