Tesla Shield...eh? - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

dkveuro · #1 01-04-2009, 02:31 PM

Okay..a P T Barnam(?) going on here ?
I'd put this up there with flying saucers and flat earth ideas.

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Matt L · #2 01-04-2009, 02:34 PM

Only $200 and the shipping is even free. How can you lose?

diametricalbenz · #3 01-04-2009, 02:46 PM

Hmm if it is a tesla coil it should provide a nice oxygen deprivating shield of ozone to be sure that there are no repeat buyers

mgburg · #4 01-04-2009, 02:46 PM

IF I rub my feet across the carpet realy fast, I make sparks...wanna' buy some of my energy?

Only $5.00 and I'll send it in a plain, brown, discreet wrapper.

Remember to open it in a dark room...any light hits it and it's gone...

dkveuro · #5 01-04-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mgburg

IF I rub my feet across the carpet realy fast, I make sparks...wanna' buy some of my energy?

Only $5.00 and I'll send it in a plain, brown, discreet wrapper.

Remember to open it in a dark room...any light hits it and it's gone...

I bet you wos the nasty little kid who zapped everyone with a spark at all the kids parties....I know I was !

CSchmidt · #6 01-04-2009, 10:19 PM

So I don't know how to read brain waves, but there are ways to read computer signals. In the mid 80's I was working on a project at Ft. Bragg (NC). All our equipment was "Tempest" certified, meaning it would not give off any radio frequency signals. Old RS 232 character cell terminals were encased with steel. Special shielding on the cables and the computer. I doubted the need for all of this. A special forces guy tells one of the grunts to start typing on an unshielded terminal. We go outside with an ocilloscope type thing. We're about 20 yards outside the building and he hooks up the scope to a chain link fence. In 30 seconds he is displaying all the keystrokes and responses from the unshielded terminal. Now I don't know if he was *****ting me, but he said, "we have satellites that can do this".

mgburg · #7 01-04-2009, 11:08 PM

Ft. Bragg work - real...

Force Field in a bottle - Yah...right!

LUVMBDiesels · #8 01-05-2009, 12:40 PM

The best part..."Aside from the Zeusite™ microsphere resonators, The Tesla Shield™ internal module also incorporates a Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil. This specially designed Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil utilises the sacred Lost Cubit measurement."

Oh man talk about snake oil! The sad part is that Tesla is remembered for these things when he did so much 'real science' dynamos, turbines, etc...

#9 01-05-2009, 01:57 PM

it reminds me of a Star Trek vibrator

OldPokey · #10 01-05-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CSchmidt

Now I don't know if he was *****ting me, but he said, "we have satellites that can do this".

BS. The radiation from the terminal is largely in the high frequency portion of the RF spectrum and won't even get past the ionosphere. Tempest shielding keeps people from doing exactly what you did: set up a bug near a terminal and copy whatever is on there.