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01-18-2009, 07:45 PM
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Hints for the job interview -- NOT!
1. "What does your company do?"
2. "Are you going to do a background check?" 3. "When will I be eligible for a raise?" 4. "Do you have any other jobs available? 5. "How soon can I transfer to another position?" 6. "Can you tell me about bus lines to your facility?" 7. "Do you have smoking breaks? 8. "Is [my medical condition] covered under your insurance?" 9. "Do you do a drug test?" 10. "If you hire me, can I wait until [more than three weeks from now] to start the job?" 
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01-18-2009, 08:35 PM
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One of my favorites from interviews I have been in:
Question: "Describe a problem you have had in your teaching and how you solved it." Answer: "My biggest problem is that all the female students are hot for me." Question: You must invite a scientist, writer and celebrity to dinner, (living or dead.) Who would you invite and why? Answer: I don't know any scientists.
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01-18-2009, 09:15 PM
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Here is a couple I have heard...
Q Tell me about the most stressful thing you have ever had to do at work and how you overcame it. A I just drank enough to kill the stress  Q What is your dream job A (I really said this at my Morgan Stanley interview) Running a charter boat in the Bahamas. What you thought I would say something about I.T.? Q Why should we hire you? A What has this whole interview been about? Ones I have asked to potential hires. Q How do you resolve interpersonal differences? A With my fists... Q Where do you see yourself in five years A Retired and so on... I HATE interviews.
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01-19-2009, 05:00 PM
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we are hiring 10 reps for in house support currently...
all i can say is ..."what a goat rodeo"....
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Showing up every day isn't enough. There are a lot of guys who show up every day who shouldn't have showed up at all. - James Caan
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01-19-2009, 05:27 PM
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One of my peers would always use this question:
If you had a magic wand right now what would you change? One canidate answered "Our seats"
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01-19-2009, 07:05 PM
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Here's an idiot question I got a few weeks ago at an interview:
"On the Merry Go Round of Life, what is the song playing in the background?" Morons....
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