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It's a Saber Saw Not a Sex Toy
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Wow.....I mean part of me is laughing a lot....but I am still kinda sad to see the woman was hurt. Just Wow.......
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I was thinking while reading that they must have at least been smart enough to rig up the "attachment" somehow that it didn't include the blade. I couldn't have been more wrong. Not surprisingly.
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wow.... dumas....looks like someone isnt doing his job
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Definitely qualifies for a Darwin Award.....
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Boy, that gives a whole new meaning to the term "cutting a slice," doesn't it?
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And to think some women complain about an episiotomy.
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Someone is trying for the 2009 Darwin Awards.
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Necessity is the mother of invention, high powered DIY sex toys are not necessarily a good idea.
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Not true, Mistress. I have seen them make attachments with a dildo for a saber saw. Google reciprocating saw dildo. I have seen the saw in action and if the woman is kept real still by tying her down and the guy is good with the saw and doesn't get carried away, it works.
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saber saw is not a sawzall.
I'm sure it works a lot better when you don't stick the dildo on something designed to cut. Say, a blade with no teeth.
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This?
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Exactly! A saber saw runs much faster than a sawzall for one thing. Dumb @ss should have at least filed the teeth down and epoxied the toy to the blade. Amateur!
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Saber Saw
Reciprocal Saw OK. I think I see the difference. Someone correct me if I am wrong. Either way, I have seen sex toys on a Saber Saw.
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Ouch...
~Nate
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