Home Depot

[jplinville]

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter Top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

[mgburg]

[iwrock]

Hahahaha. Nice.



Man, if your ever in the area, beers are on me!

That is nice!! Good one.

[SwampYankee]

[Carleton Hughes]

Very droll.
Good ol' Home Despot...or as it's known among the rental-owning cognoscenti Deep Homo...on account of the childish horseplay that on occasion makes the "rest rooms"unusable for those of a Hetero bent.

[jplinville]

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Very droll.
Good ol' Home Despot...or as it's known among the rental-owning cognoscenti Deep Homo...on account of the childish horseplay that on occasion makes the "rest rooms"unusable for those of a Hetero bent.

Perhaps, my friend, you might be shopping in the wrong locale?

I can say with all certainty that I have not heard of those frolicking types prancing in the restrooms...they tend to stay within the boundaries of the garden center.

[jplinville]

Originally Posted by iwrock

Hahahaha. Nice.



Man, if your ever in the area, beers are on me!

I might be taking you up on that offer some time later this summer. The wife and I are thinking of heading to CA for a visit to her kids. I have an ulterior motive...looking for a few pick-n-pulls for the MB.

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by jplinville

Perhaps, my friend, you might be shopping in the wrong locale?

I can say with all certainty that I have not heard of those frolicking types prancing in the restrooms...they tend to stay within the boundaries of the garden center.

Of course don't take my word for it.Scan these listings on the local Long Island "bluebook"or whatever the fairies call it,you be the judge.

Apparently this "behavior"is quite widespread{no pun intended...

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[jplinville]

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Of course don't take my word for it.Scan these listings on the local Long Island "bluebook"or whatever the fairies call it,you be the judge.

Apparently this "behavior"is quite widespread{no pun intended...

Remind me to NEVER go shopping in your neck of the woods.

[Mistress]

that was great- thanks for the laughs.

[JollyRoger]

Originally Posted by jplinville

I might be taking you up on that offer some time later this summer. The wife and I are thinking of heading to CA for a visit to her kids. I have an ulterior motive...looking for a few pick-n-pulls for the MB.

I would have thought it would be to gather intelligence for Utah's invasion of California. Be careful, I've heard they have Negroes there.

INAPPROPRIATE
B.C.

[jplinville]

Originally Posted by JollyRoger

I would have thought it would be to gather intelligence for Utah's invasion of California. Be careful, I've heard they have Negroes there.

I enjoy how you follow me from one thread to another, spreading your hateful perceptions of me. Yet, you have absolutely no idea who I am, what I do, or anything else about me.

Tell you what...why don't you do everyone a favor and disappear for awhile. Absence makes the heart grow fonder...let's put it to the test.

[SirNik84]

jplinville,

As a California, I welcome your liberation forces anytime!

I'll buy your second round, after Justin!

[jplinville]

Originally Posted by SirNik84

jplinville,

As a California, I welcome your liberation forces anytime!

I'll buy your second round, after Justin!

Sounds like a plan!!