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Old 05-04-2009, 12:33 PM
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Something Extra In That Happy Meal

Giving Cracker Jacks a run for their money......


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Old 05-04-2009, 12:35 PM
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:14 PM
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Maybe McDonald's should change the name from "Happy Meal" to "Happy Ending"...
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:05 PM
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"What flavored sauce would you like with your frys?"

"Oh, and ... er ... nuggets?"
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:39 PM
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They said an analysis was being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk.

Only if it was used and the girl touched it.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:18 PM
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Two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, pickles, onions,cheese, lettuce on a sesame seed bun. Can't believe I remembered that.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:20 PM
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Two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, pickles, onions,cheese, lettuce on a sesame seed bun. Can't believe I remembered that.
Not on a happy meal there isn't. Besides, I always tell them to hold the pickles,.
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:18 PM
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Two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, pickles, onions,cheese, lettuce on a sesame seed bun. Can't believe I remembered that.
Mistress, don't you mean on a PAIR of sesame seed buns?
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Mistress, don't you mean on a PAIR of sesame seed buns?
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IT WAS A KETCHUP PACKET!!!

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...errr maybe mayonnaise...


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Old 05-04-2009, 06:01 PM
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Question: Used or new condom?
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this is what happens when they lay off teacher / sex educators and they are forced to work in Mickey-d's..

the irony.
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:03 AM
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I guess they got the old saying confused. It's "Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment", not a condom. Though if one also wants to practice safe eating of another type... I need to stop, this is aklim's job.
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:08 AM
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Two all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, pickles, onions,cheese, lettuce on a sesame seed bun. Can't believe I remembered that.
Big Mac - Need any more condom-ments with that sandwich?
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Funny, they looked a lot bigger in those days before they were made with soylent green...

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