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Woman accidently bites off guy's wang
http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/04/2775855-secretary-accidentally-bites-off-boss-penis
Must not have been much to go through if she could bite it off that easily.
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Rotten meat!!!! Or the orthodontist gave her a sharper edge than usual during her last cleaning!!!
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It think a sharp impact like that might do the trick. The Johnson is the same tiny bit of tender tissue whether limp or otherwise. In the latter case, filled with liquid under pressure. Only difference.
A couple of times playing basket ball in my youth, I got an elbow hard to my chin in an upward fashion, both times biting part of my mouth pretty badly. OTOH, this almost seems to bizarre to be true, I mean, the private dick and all . . .
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2nd paragraph:
"Sin Chew Daily and the China Press..." Sounds like an "Onion" article...
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I thought the same thing. But hey, if it's real, or if it isn't, you had fun in this thread, didn't you?
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No input from Mistress?
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Should have given her a bigger bonus.
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Thats a bummer.
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Maybe he needs the surgeon who did John Wayne Bobbit's fix.
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No one remembers the movie "The World According to Garp"??
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The who??? I remember this:
After the incident, John Wayne Bobbitt attempted to generate money from his notorietyin a number of ways. He formed a band, "The Severed Parts", to pay his mounting medical and legal bills, though the band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money. In 1994, John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis). In 1998 he appeared on theWrold Wrestling Federation's Monday Night Raw program alongside the porn star character Val Venus who had recently almost had his penis cut off. Not long after, he moved to Las Vegas, NV where he worked as a bartender, limo driver, mover, and tow truck operator. He also had a stint serving as a ministerof a Las Vegas church.
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oh yeah, I hate it when that happens . . .
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Are you speaking from experience?
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