The face of an extortionist exotic dancer - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Kuan · #1 07-07-2009, 10:42 PM

The story:Exotic dancer extorts $7k from pastor

The face

aklim · #2 07-07-2009, 10:45 PM

Bunny Annette Byington, 46, of Moorhead has been charged with extorting $7,000 from a married pastor by threatening to expose their money-for-sex relationship to his wife and church leadership.

I'm confused. Can someone explain it to me? She paid him to have sex with her and she is trying to blow the whistle

on him? I mean, I would normally assume that he paid her for sex but she looks so ugly, I have to think she paid him for sex.

Kuan · #3 07-07-2009, 10:49 PM

Oh sorry. Fixed the URL to show the whole story. I know, it's not apparent in the blurb who paid whom.

aklim · #4 07-07-2009, 10:49 PM

This guy certainly can do better? OTOH, maybe the church should pay him more so he can get a better class of hooker than that exotic dancer. IF she were on stage, I would pay her to leave the stage before I get nightmares.

aklim · #5 07-07-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Oh sorry. Fixed the URL to show the whole story. I know, it's not apparent in the blurb who paid whom.

The story comes thru well but it still leaves doubt that anyone would willingly pay someone that looks like that money to have sex with them. If SHE paid the pastor, I could believe it since they don't make that much money. She is so ugly, I'll bet her father tied a pork chop around her neck to get the family dog to play with her.

aklim · #6 07-07-2009, 10:54 PM

How much do you think she would have to pay a guy to boink her? I know I couldn't even with a Cialis IV drip.

davestlouis · #7 07-07-2009, 11:00 PM

Good grief, if he paid for that, what does his wife look like?

aklim · #8 07-07-2009, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by davestlouis

Good grief, if he paid for that, what does his wife look like?

Never ask the question if you are not man enough for the answer. If you saw what she looked like, you'd be turned to stone. Would you dare look at a pic of the wife? I wouldn't

aklim · #9 07-07-2009, 11:27 PM

I think I understand now. He was paying her hush money so she wouldn't let others know how desperate he is that he has had sex with such an ugly woman.

Maybe her first hint was that he tried to chew off his arm when he woke up in the morning.

R Leo · #10 07-07-2009, 11:38 PM

Who's looking at the face? Maybe her b00bs and snatch are nice to look at!

aklim · #11 07-07-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

Who's looking at the face? Maybe her b00bs are nice to look at!

So, what are you saying? Cover Face, Fire Base?

R Leo · #12 07-07-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

So, what are you saying? Cover Face, Fire Base?

Hey, if you're a preacher, whatever it takes.

aklim · #13 07-08-2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

Hey, if you're a preacher, whatever it takes.

If you walked into a dark room and there she was, fine. But now that a guy has seen her face, how would he "rise to the occasion"?

Jim B. · #14 07-08-2009, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

She is so ugly, I'll bet her father tied a pork chop around her neck to get the family dog to play with her.

HAHAHA --- classic, you are in rare form, aklim!!

This reminds me of a remark made by a character in a Mario Puzo novel I read, that said "She is so ugly I couldn't get it up even if you pumped a truckload of Spanish Fly into my scrotum"

t walgamuth · #15 07-08-2009, 05:59 AM

Of course that is a mug shot. See the prison uniform? I bet with makeup and nice clothes she does not look too bad.

I have noted many times that men who seek other women often do it with women who are not as attractive as their wife. It always perplexes me, but then again, I always figure only two people know what goes on in their marital bedroom, and I am in no place to judge.

While I do not condone adultery, I also know that if nothing is going on in the bedroom the relationship is probably going to fail.