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Old 07-15-2009, 10:27 AM
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Anyone done Neuticles for your pet?

Hmm.. I think I want some for myself. Extra large please!

http://www.neuticles.com/

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Old 07-15-2009, 10:41 AM
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Breast iimplants for women I can see. Gonad implants for pets it going WAY too far . . .
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:42 AM
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Will my pet retain those 'nasty' male habits?

About 30 days after neutering the testosterone in the pets system is gone. The pet normally becomes calmer. less aggressive quits 'roaming', 'marking territory' and etc.

Ahh those nasty male habits = who wrote this a woman?
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:50 AM
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Useless as tits on a boarhog.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:12 AM
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That is just wrong.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:32 AM
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Two drunks were sitting on a park bench when they observed a dog wander up, lay down and lick his nuts.
"I wish I could do that", said the first drunk.
"Are you crazy!?" yells the second drunk. "That dog, he'd bite you!"
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:42 AM
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Is that for real? The guy in the testimonial said it is imprtant that his dogs nut sack looks like it did before. Who looks?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:15 PM
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According to our forum "search-o-meter" . . . the topic of neuticles has been on a 3 year vacation from the Open Discussion Forum . . . welcome back!
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:07 PM
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Is that for real? The guy in the testimonial said it is imprtant that his dogs nut sack looks like it did before. Who looks?
LOL!! Yea.... Thank god there are no pictures of that.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:28 PM
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"Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

You have got to be kidding me.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:46 PM
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"Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

You have got to be kidding me.

Given that the fashion industry for pets, particularly dogs, is a sizeable chunk of the $38B spent in the US alone . . . what's not to get?
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:02 PM
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Do they come in a natural flavor too so when your dog's licking them they taste real?
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:59 PM
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Two drunks were sitting on a park bench when they observed a dog wander up, lay down and lick his nuts.
"I wish I could do that", said the first drunk.
"Are you crazy!?" yells the second drunk. "That dog, he'd bite you!"
I heard that you lick your own nuts, is that true?
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:01 PM
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Do they come in a natural flavor too so when your dog's licking them they taste real?
Perhaps as real as any porn stars . . . you know . . .

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