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Kuan · #1 07-23-2009, 12:51 PM

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090722-20743.html

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Sea lion mates himself to death at Nuremberg zoo

Published: 22 Jul 09 08:00 CET

A male sea lion from California called Mike has died of exhaustion after over-exerting himself during the mating season in an animal park in Nuremberg, the city said on Tuesday.
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The 19-year-old father of 12 offspring through three different females - Farah, Tiffy and Soda - showed signs of tiredness at around midday on Monday, the southern city said in a statement.

"Mike could no longer get out of the pool and was brought ashore by staff. The extremely weakened animal was treated by a vet but died from acute heart failure around 3:30 pm," it said.

"Mating season is a common time for fatalities when bulls often stop eating for days to devote themselves fully to mating. For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time," it noted.

The statement added that Mike's offspring can be found in zoos as far afield as Berlin, Spain and the Netherlands, and that the 285-kilo (550-pound) animal was so "good natured" that people could touch him.

"He will be remembered fondly by visitors of the animal park for his appearances during shows in the dolphinarium where he had close contact with the dolphins," it said.

The record age for a sea lion in captivity is 30. In the wild they have a life expectancy of 17.

E150GT · #2 07-23-2009, 02:30 PM

What a way to go... I think I'd like to go like that.

amosfella · #3 07-23-2009, 03:06 PM

If you got to go, I can't think of a better way.... excepting I"m not into seal lions.....

link · #4 07-25-2009, 03:25 PM

A sea lyon drives a Nash Rambler into a small town. The engine is having problems and he takes it to the nearest mechanic. The mechanic said, “It’ll take me a while before I can look at it." The sea lyon asked if there was a store nearby and the mechanic pointed the direction.

The sea lyon headed off towards the store, to hang out by the cold food section.

An hour went by and the sea lyon went back to the mechanic. Upon seeing the sea lyon the mechanic walked towards him, shaking his head and said: “It looks like you blew a seal.”

Laughing, the sea lyon wiped his mouth and said: “No, it’s vanilla ice cream.”