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08-26-2009 10:14 AM |
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Originally Posted by mgburg
(Post 2278865)
I've got it!!!!
Let's take any movie that has a hint of "revisionist" in it, and we'll send it over to Ted Turner's "Color-Correctum" Gizmo Factory. Then we'll hire the Claymation animation team that did "Celebrity DeathMatch" (or whatever its name was) and have the two groups re-do the movie in AMAZING SPLAT-O-VISION to better deliniate reality from friction...(misspelling intended... :rolleyes: )
That way, you can go "over the top" with whatever views you have and no one should get confused.
Either that, or we give each ticket purchaser a 5-minute "reality check" before he enters the theater. If the movie-goer can't come up with a valid ID, has trouble remembering the spelling of his/her first name or uses Velcro instead of shoe-strings to keep his/her shoes on his/her feet, then they can't see a real movie.
And that there, is MO, and I'm sticking to it! :thumbup1: :rolleyes: :D ;)
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exhaustive testing has been performed on people watching video. the man who invented the PET (Positive Emmission Tomography) machine gave a speech at UCLA. he showed PET images of the brain while LISTENING to AUDIO. vast regions of the brain were literally lit up like a light bulb!
he then showed PET images of the brain while watching a movie or television. WOW! the brain literally SHUTS DOWN when watching video! only a very small portion was lit up. turn on the television or watch a movie and TURN OFF YOUR MIND. perhaps that's why television became known as the IDIOT BOX.
this may help explain why only two industries made money during the depression, one of which was movie theaters.
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