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Oh How I'd Love to be an Old Fat Ugly Italian Guy
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And they say money can't buy happiness.
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. |
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Oh yes.........nice body, lucky old man, face ain't that special but that bod is worth every single penny.
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Your title left out the most important attribute RICH!
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I dunno, I see those videos of Hefner with his bought ladies now and then and it's just a little too plastic for me.
I have a pretty good feeling that most of these guys live in fear of the day they're going to see their hottie get all moist and misty over some gangly young dude with bad skin. Oh, they might come back for the money but then he has to worry about what she's doing with her spare time.
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Huh? I thought she loved him because he was Italian!
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Having good sense of humor always helps
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Having an even stronger constitution against gagging is even more important...
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Let's not forget that he also fathered a child with none other then Heidi Klum
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Quote:
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. ![]() . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~ |
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He's dated Naomi Campbell in the past. He Knocked up Heidi Klum, as well. Flavio Briatore is proof positive that some of the sexiest women in the world have no problem with a nasty, old,fat guy sweating and panting away on top of them as long as he's filthy rich.
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...and he's a lying, cheating bastard.
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The things women will put into themselves to be rich...
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85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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she's so shallow she could be teaspoon.
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Aha! She has a wedgie in that last photo . . . .
Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you things to make you not care so much about the love part . . . pretend-like love.
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