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12-04-2009, 05:17 PM
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Unilever Recalls All Slimfast Drinks
Well, At Least It's a Non-Lethal Toxin
Oh, you know that can of SlimFast is there in the fridge or cupboard . . . way back behind the disfavored jams and baking soda box . . . 
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12-04-2009, 05:21 PM
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Mmmm....Bacillus cereus Bacteria.
-Homer Simpson
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12-04-2009, 05:22 PM
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That reminds me. Did you hear about the recent Butterball Turkey recall?
They forgot to butter their balls! 
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12-04-2009, 05:23 PM
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That can behind the box of ho-hos and little debbies? thought that was evaporated milk... ick.
Good to know.
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12-04-2009, 05:24 PM
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12-04-2009, 05:58 PM
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You get diarrhea and nausea and you don't feel like eating so you lose weight.
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12-04-2009, 06:09 PM
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ENSURE is suppose be the product to give you the "RUN&GUN" trots!!!
I know from P-experience... Try a can of that with a wired-shut jaw and being only two days post-op on getting your left leg "shafted" with a six-ribbed-rod inserted into your femur. Couple that with a nurse-less call-button attached to your hospital bed and a dying desire NOT TO MESS THE BED...  PAIN takes a distant seat (pardon the pun) to pride when you fail to heed any post-op advice and R U N for the bathroom. Actually, it was a painfully loud squeeling while hopping on one leg for the bathroom that seemed about 2 miles across the room... I didn't care what the nurse was looking at when she FINALLY decided to answer the call button...but (again, pardone the pun) I didn't exactly feel like sitting in a puddle of my own making 'cause she had wet finger-nails from a recent nail-job and she couldn't answer my call-button! I hoped her damned fingernails ended up smelling like my keister-blast!!! ENSURE - Slimfast - WHATEVER. Isn't diarrhea what helps you loose the weight? I know I must have lost about 20 pounds in that one sitting alone! 
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12-04-2009, 09:18 PM
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I thought that point of slimfast was to make you **** it out?
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12-04-2009, 10:27 PM
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