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Did you ever stop to notice?

That every time you put your DVD player on pause, it looks like the person on the screen has Parkinson's Disease? :eek::cool::rolleyes:

you might consider some store bought beer :idea2:

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Originally Posted by kickstart111 (Post 2372069)

you might consider some store bought beer :idea2:

Well, well, well. I bet your dog's feet smell like Fritos. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Thanks Sundog. :D

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

I don't have a dog, so I smelled my own feet; which at my age is quite a feat. No smell like Fritos.

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Originally Posted by sunedog (Post 2372080)

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

That's the spirit man. When I read your sig, I smelled my dog's feet, and they DID smell like Fritos. I never laughed so hard in my life, thanks Sunedog. :D:D:D:D:D:D

My wife has Parkinson's.

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Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2372125)

My wife has Parkinson's.

I am so sorry powerpig, I didn't mean to offend your lovely wife. :mad:

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2372133)

I am so sorry powerpig, I didn't mean to offend your lovely wife. :mad:

I bet you're feeling an awkward moment.

No! but this reminds me of a bumper sticker I've seen around here that says "did you ever stop to think and forget to start again";)

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2372064)

That every time you put your DVD player on pause, it looks like the person on the screen has Parkinson's Disease? :eek::cool::rolleyes:

THE PLUS SIDE OF PARKINSON'S

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

She asks “What?”

He replies “SEX!!!”

Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

“I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

“Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?”

Howard smiled and replied "Parkinson's!”

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Originally Posted by sunedog (Post 2372080)

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

Can I ask why you would even be sniffing your dog's feet? :confused: What else do you sniff?

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Originally Posted by aklim (Post 2372517)

THE PLUS SIDE OF PARKINSON'S

:D:D:D:D

My dog's feet doesn't smell like anything.

How 'bout that pork and sauerkraut?

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Originally Posted by okyoureabeast (Post 2372533)

My dog's feet doesn't smell like anything.

How 'bout that pork and sauerkraut?

is what I had for dinner last night. :rolleyes: