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As a matter of fact, I do own the road "US GOV"

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason

Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps

"We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him."

MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT & MY PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Answer my prayer -- steal this car.

Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker

Back off! I'm not that kind of car.

CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

God is Coming and is she PISSED

Heavily medicated for your safety.

Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm only driving this way to piss you off.

I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I don't care, I don't have to.

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

I is a college student.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?

If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!

I run right the hell over people who brake for animals.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

I saw the bumper sticker in my own town, it said:

For such a small town, there sure are a lot of *********s in it.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

I wanna print one that reads "I poop in geocache boxes"

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1972 W115 220D/8 SLS, Coffman Starter "Ümläüt"

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

zazzle.com does real good ones, try them.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

There's a car in my neighborhood that has, "If *******s could fly, I'd have the road to myself."

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.

Martin Sheen made a remark in "Apocalypse Now" (1979) about handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500..

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Howdy All,
A bumpersticker on a sub-compact car that was hitched to the back of a Class A motorhome. You would be slow too if you had to push this thing.

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Frank X. Morris
17 Kia Niro
08 Jeep Wrangler 4 door unlimited

Saw one on a van that said "don't laugh- your daughter may be in here!"

Good one. My contribution:

Invest in America-- Buy a Congressman!

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Strelnik
Invest in America: Buy a Congressman!

1950 170SD
1951 Citroen 11BN
1953 Citroen 11BNF limo
1953 220a project
1959 180D
1960 190D
1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr
1983 240D daily driver
1983 380SL
1990 350SDL daily driver alt
3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5
3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6

my kid had one on his van that said"my other ride is your girlfriend"

Please don't honk -- I'm pedaling as fast as I can

Then there's the other compact car with the sticker, "I could have had a V8"

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
If life gives you MELONS, maybe you're dyslexic

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1982 300CD Turbo (Otis, "ups & downs") parts for sale
2003 TJ with Hemi (to go anywhere, quickly) sold
2001 Excursion Powerstroke (to go dependably)
1970 Mustang 428SCJ (to go fast)
1962 Corvette LS1 (to go in style)
2001 Schwinn Grape Krate 10spd (if all else fails)