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Old 04-23-2010, 10:05 PM
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So, I sent the sellers of this 560SEL an email asking what they were smoking to come up with the price, and got an interesting response.

The ad:
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ctd/1706995602.html


1990 Mercedes-Benz 560SEL
Black with silver rockers
Loaded including reclining back seat
Absolutely flawless
Only 139k miles
Financing available w.a.c.
Can apply over phone
$12995
(913)515-4421

  • Location: Olathe, KS
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The email response:

The price represents a price for credit rats,as I have $440,000.00 in uncollectable rat paper. Are you a credit rat ? If not make me a cash offer that you will honor that is if you are a man of honor,which I doubt because of your drug reference. I will be more than happy to meet with you in person. If you respond to this email in a hostile manner you will just confirm my judgement. I would like to be your friend and do business with you at a greatly reduced price. Regards, Michael.

Interesting strategy. Buying a car for 2k and selling it for 12k to losers would still be profitable if 5 out of 6 quit paying. Then you can repo and start all over.

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Old 04-23-2010, 10:16 PM
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That's exactly how it works, they jack up the price so they break even after only a couple of payments. Just think of the tax write-off he must take for uncollected debt.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:30 PM
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:09 AM
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His Uncollected Debt is also Imaginary.

This is a Repo man with a car lot on the side.

'Be REALLY interesting how much of an actual allowance the I.R.S. gives him on
his "Un-Collected Debt" ,Once they've been alerted to his scam.
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:24 AM
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So, I sent the sellers of this 560SEL an email asking what they were smoking to come up with the price, and got an interesting response.

The ad:
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ctd/1706995602.html


1990 Mercedes-Benz 560SEL
Black with silver rockers
Loaded including reclining back seat
Absolutely flawless
Only 139k miles
Financing available w.a.c.
Can apply over phone
$12995
(913)515-4421

  • Location: Olathe, KS
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The email response:

The price represents a price for credit rats,as I have $440,000.00 in uncollectable rat paper. Are you a credit rat ? If not make me a cash offer that you will honor that is if you are a man of honor,which I doubt because of your drug reference. I will be more than happy to meet with you in person. If you respond to this email in a hostile manner you will just confirm my judgement. I would like to be your friend and do business with you at a greatly reduced price. Regards, Michael.

Interesting strategy. Buying a car for 2k and selling it for 12k to losers would still be profitable if 5 out of 6 quit paying. Then you can repo and start all over.
The guy sounds like he needs a friend. Especially since he's stupid enough to have $440,000 in uncollectable debt. I would lay odds he's a foreigner - I've seen many of these guys, and would not do business with any of them. I wouldn't be his friend if he gave me the car. Life's too short.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:18 AM
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He would probably throw in his sister if your offer was good enough!!! ~ nice clean girl !!!
Maybe the $440k was for his investment in a deal that became a DEA bust & thats why he cant recover it!!
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Old 04-24-2010, 08:59 AM
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In Ohio there is a law that you cannot adjust a price higher once a customer requests buy here pay here. The advertised price must be the highest possible price on the car. So on a car you expect to buy here pay here, and at the risk of being offensive... certain groups of people love to buy too much mercedes benz with not enough money and do a buy here pay here. On cars you KNOW will go buy here pay here you price up, you build extra wiggle room into the car. It helps you and it helps to get your bank to buy the loan from you, etc. Since some buy here pay heres could take you two years to get your money back are paying your bank on your floorplan or however you are doing your buy here pay here. He doesn't have $440,000 in uncollected notes, HIS BANK DOES and they want it from HIM. $440,000 sounds a little ludicrous. Most small car dealers don't even have a floorplan near $1,000,000 so leveraging half of it against buy here pay here sounds stupid. What is the book value on that SEL? Some benzes book ridiculously high and he is pricing just out of book.

Edit, it books in EXCELLENT condition for $4,725. There is wiggle room then there is dancing room. I'd expect that car to be priced at like $5,995 given the numbers I am looking at now.
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:25 AM
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the real tragedy...that a nice looking 126 is sitting on the lot, about to be sold by "slime" to "scum", as someone else put it (or was it scum to slime?) when in really belongs... here with me! tho, considering the seller, maybe the car might merit a closer inspection,... starting with the odometer? 139K?
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:18 AM
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:14 AM
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Buy here, pay here? What does this mean? I typically buy and pay for things at the same location, and I pay the seller, etc....
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:53 AM
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Buy here, pay here? What does this mean? I typically buy and pay for things at the same location, and I pay the seller, etc....
Real estate and vehicles are often purchased using the money from a loan. So the bank pays for your house or car, and you pay the bank. That's what this means; you pay them instead of a bank.
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:51 PM
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Big business around St Louis, but they can't charge interest, so they get a big down payment, probably more than they have in the car to start with, then whatever payments they collect, are gravy.

Example, there was a 93 SAAB 9000s on one of these lots for months, advertised on CL. $1200 down, balance $1200, payable at a rate of $200 bi-weekly. It was a rough car, and would have sold for $750-1000 from a private seller, but some genius must have finally paid $2400 for it, because the ad is gone...finally.
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:30 PM
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Why can't they charge interest?
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Old 04-25-2010, 04:57 PM
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They can't charge interest because there are different licenses involved, they would effectively have to become a lender like a bank or credit union, as opposed to a car dealership.

They just over-charge for the car and leave it at that. My x-father in law ran a buy here lot in the 70s in East St Louis, IL, he repo'd and resold the same car 3 or more times, took weekly payments, and if you got 7 days late, he'd grab the car. If you wanted it back, it would cost you all past due payments, plus a $100 cash reinstatement fee, or he'd resell it to the next sucker. He'd buy a car for $500, clean it up, sell it for $750 down, and weekly payments, made all kinds of money, but got tired of dealing with people on the fringe of society.
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Old 04-25-2010, 08:58 PM
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So, I sent the sellers of this 560SEL an email asking what they were smoking to come up with the price, and got an interesting response.

The ad:
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ctd/1706995602.html


1990 Mercedes-Benz 560SEL
Black with silver rockers
Loaded including reclining back seat
Absolutely flawless
Only 139k miles
Financing available w.a.c.
Can apply over phone
$12995
(913)515-4421

  • Location: Olathe, KS
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The email response:

The price represents a price for credit rats,as I have $440,000.00 in uncollectable rat paper. Are you a credit rat ? If not make me a cash offer that you will honor that is if you are a man of honor,which I doubt because of your drug reference. I will be more than happy to meet with you in person. If you respond to this email in a hostile manner you will just confirm my judgement. I would like to be your friend and do business with you at a greatly reduced price. Regards, Michael.

Interesting strategy. Buying a car for 2k and selling it for 12k to losers would still be profitable if 5 out of 6 quit paying. Then you can repo and start all over.
Maybe I'm missing something, but why do you care what anybody is asking for anything they have for sale. I think the sellers response was perfect, basically, show me some money or don't bother me.
Personally, I would have said it was a misprint and dropped the price so low you would have been compelled to come see the car. Once we had a little face to face time you would know not to mettle in other people's business.

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