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Mistress · #1 07-18-2010, 06:44 PM

Who will now be know as the best plastic surgeon to all Mercedes Benz that have been victimized by the the great prehistoric beast known as "Grocerycartahsorus." It happened one beautiful Sunday morning, a friend asked me to stop at the store so they could get a carton of milk. Figuring it would only take 10 minutes I parked by the door not realizing at the time how detrimental this was. This beast (known as Grocerycartahsorus) lies in wait for it's next victim, the virginal car door with it's sharp creases and beautiful sleek lines adorned in shinny black paint. With it's stealth like manner and the guidance system of a heat seeking missile I saw it come at me (yes I was sitting in the car when this happened) unable to stop it, I could only let out a gasp as it hit the passenger door. After words, it took all the energy I had to dial the number of "Doctor Donny" plastic surgeon to the silver stars cars in the Metro DC Area. He listened patiently as I retold the horrible story and told me not to worry he could fix it. We limped up to his shop and within hours Skippy (the SLK280) was show room shinny and dent free. Thanks Doctor Donny your the best ever!
P.S. don't park by the front door of a grocery store.

connerm · #2 07-18-2010, 07:19 PM

You must know that you should park as far away from humanity as possible. The farthest parking spot is still only a couple hundred yards walk. Grocery stores are full of regular people with toyotas and hondas and pontiacs and fords and by their choice of "cars" you know that they don't really give a rat's about keeping or having anything nice. Stay away and park far, far away. Unless you can park in the parking lot of the store that's closed, or out of business, best to park next to the duchebag store employees who park sideways and take up two spaces for their badass dual exhaust mazdas.

p.s. the only time my 95 got a ding, that I witnessed, was at JohnHef's gtg by some chick with a nice old MB. Can never win.

layback40 · #3 07-18-2010, 09:40 PM

Its always interesting to see some of the ferals in the supermarket & then try & guess what car is theirs (or if they just stole it). I never park in supermarket car parks any more & I have the dents to justify my decision.

strelnik · #4 07-18-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress

Who will now be know as the best plastic surgeon to all Mercedes Benz that have been victimized by the the great prehistoric beast known as "Grocerycartahsorus." Thanks Doctor Donny your the best ever!
P.S. don't park by the front door of a grocery store.

Glad the story has a happy ending.

Hatterasguy · #5 07-19-2010, 08:51 AM

That sucks, glad to hear the restoration sugery was a success!

I always park way out usualy next to the employee's cars since they are not going anywhere.

The Clk Man · #6 07-19-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress

Who will now be know as the best plastic surgeon to all Mercedes Benz that have been victimized by the the great prehistoric beast known as "Grocerycartahsorus." It happened one beautiful Sunday morning, a friend asked me to stop at the store so they could get a carton of milk. Figuring it would only take 10 minutes I parked by the door not realizing at the time how detrimental this was. This beast (known as Grocerycartahsorus) lies in wait for it's next victim, the virginal car door with it's sharp creases and beautiful sleek lines adorned in shinny black paint. With it's stealth like manner and the guidance system of a heat seeking missile I saw it come at me (yes I was sitting in the car when this happened) unable to stop it, I could only let out a gasp as it hit the passenger door. After words, it took all the energy I had to dial the number of "Doctor Donny" plastic surgeon to the silver stars cars in the Metro DC Area. He listened patiently as I retold the horrible story and told me not to worry he could fix it. We limped up to his shop and within hours Skippy (the SLK280) was show room shinny and dent free. Thanks Doctor Donny your the best ever!
P.S. don't park by the front door of a grocery store.

I had a non mercedes called a 350 ML back into my clk in Alabama. Last week The Dent Doctor fixed it, The Clk Man Mobile looks like new.