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"Never Seen Jesus With a Picket Sign"
And Other Memorable Quotes When a Strip Club and Church Feud
WARSAW, Ohio -- Strippers dressed in bikinis sunbathe in lawn chairs, their backs turned toward the gray clapboard church where men in ties and women in full-length skirts flock to Sunday morning services. |
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If those two ladies in the picture are any indication of what the strippers look like, the church has nothing to worry about. Who'd pay to watch THEM strip?
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That wasn't Jesus, that was me holding a will work for beer sign.
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Always come home for dinner.
Right lads?
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Two words: Warsaw, Ohio.
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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm. |
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Another quotable from the report:
"You can share the truth, but you can't make anyone believe what you believe." uhm, amen to that sister . . . |
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on the nights the church doesnt picket, I bet a few of the picketers still visit......
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