Let the cases begin. My decisions are final. My time is limited so please get to the point in your argument.

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Quick, I need results!

617 vs. 603
dino vs. synthetic
w123 vs w126 vs w124
ale vs lager

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262,715 and counting

What?

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

Matthew 7:1-2

balls

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You haven't presented a valid case, therefor you case is dismissed.

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ooh.... I hope he jumps right in and handles the oil case...

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1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Understood.

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Ok...
A group of a few friends are in a helicopter buzzing the lake, and they decide to do some “Heli-Water-Skiing”. (Helicopter used in place of ski boat.)

The pilot of the helicopter experiences a “momentary brain fart“ and forgets that though he in the helicopter can fly right over the island... The skier in tow can not.

The result is a pretty lady with a broken (nothing major) arm.

The owner of the helicopter and the pilot of said helicopter have no issues with paying (cash) for all medical expenses incurred by the skier who didn’t let go of the rope in time and face-planted on before mentioned island.
Let the record show that all expenses to date are paid in full.

Who is actually at fault here?
The pilot who was flying the helicopter at the time of the “oops”?
The helicopter owner, for providing the fun (while it lasted) to begin with?
The person who’s idea it was to go HWSing in the first place?
The Skier who forgot to let go of the tow rope before face-planting on the island?
Any of the people in the helicopter watching?
Any of the friends on the island watching?
The person who was laughing hardest before impact?
The manufacturer of the helicopter (Bell/Textron)?
The brewery who made the beer that a few (including the pretty lady with the busted wing) of the folks may have consumed prior to the fun (while it lasted)?
The maker of the ice-chest that held the beer?
All of the above?
None of the above?
Someone else?
Some strange being that nobody has ever heard of?

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I betcha I can find a thread for everything (shy of the beer question - I thought you had that covered? ) Oil, perhaps a dozen or more threads

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262,715 and counting

It was the islands fault for being in the way.

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

LOL

Now there's one I think we can all live with !!
Thanks !!!

Now that I think back on it........ That thing did just jump right up out of the water.

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Good thing you aren't the judge. In this man's world there is no question that it is the female skier's fault.

She should have properly lined up a slope and jumped the island.

You owe the judge a six-pack of the good stuff.

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If the CLK Man had a beer for every time someone offered or owed him a beer; he'd have a lot of beer......but still not as much as his usual annual consumption

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1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

It was their fault and they will pay, case closed.

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