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11-10-2010, 01:10 PM
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Post an embarrassing moment in your life
If you dare.
Here's mine. The local Mayor, Judge Executive and the district Representative came into my shop last year to talk about a print project. So the wife sent them back to my pressroom, the problem was that I had eaten soup beans for dinner the night before and had been farting all morning. We they walked in, I had just ripped a paint peeling fart. Let's just say that they knew what I had just done.  
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11-10-2010, 01:19 PM
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Nosebleed during a speech.
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11-10-2010, 01:22 PM
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11-10-2010, 01:24 PM
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paid for gas with 6 quarters (all I had).
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11-10-2010, 01:25 PM
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11-10-2010, 01:27 PM
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I farted during a colon rectal exam.
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11-10-2010, 01:36 PM
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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver 1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone 1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy! 1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior  Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!
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11-10-2010, 01:39 PM
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11-10-2010, 01:41 PM
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I once accidentally started to use IcyHot as toothpaste.....all was well for the first ten seconds or so.....
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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out 1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out) 1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)  "The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."
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11-10-2010, 03:05 PM
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11-10-2010, 03:08 PM
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11-10-2010, 03:09 PM
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I'm usually more embarrassed for others that are put on the spot whether or not they are at fault.
I was embarrassed after putting a restaurant manager on the spot for the cursing and loud language going on in his bar area last night. I became embarrassed after I arrived home - for my pressing the point that the loud language and cursing practiced by usually two to three differing individuals on every occasion is not being addressed nor rectified by that location of a national chain casual restaurant. I also realized that I may have embarrassed him for his inability to rectify a blatant ongoing situation at his restaurant, by allowing one or two loud, cursing drunks to take over the bar. Especially after I told him A) that I didn't tip the bartender, because after calling attention to the cursing at the bar did nothing - so the manager should tell the bartender to get her tip from the loudly cursing individual, and, B) that I would gladly call the police to come and haul 'em out of his bar, if he would back me up on the call to the police in his restaurant. The individuals (3) throwing the F-word, the S-word, and MF-word are really the ones that need to be shamed or embarrassed by getting hauled out or banned from this neighborhood watering hole.
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11-10-2010, 03:59 PM
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I'll post later. I have plenty of examples!
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. [SIGPIC]..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.
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11-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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Walked into a grocery store as a store clerk was balancing a large sheet cake atop a shopping cart with two silver-haired ladies walking behind it.
Without missing a beat, I exclaimed "WOW! I'd sure like to come to YOUR party ladies!" As the cart passed within my view, I could see the lettering on the cake with the inscription... ..."IN MEMORIAM"
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car
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11-10-2010, 05:56 PM
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Projectile vomited whilst standing on the top riser during rehearsal for my third grade Christmas show. Hit 7 kids.
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1961 220b: first project car - sold. 2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold. 2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold 1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav 1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold 1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away 1980 Redhead: Darling Wife 
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