Stories please.
Here's mine.

When I was in 7th grade, I got my a$$ kicked by a Black girl. I was taught never to hit a female so I had to just take the beating. The Funny thing was that 4 years later, she wanted to be my girlfriend. I politely declined because I didn't want to get my a$$ kicked again.

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Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Were you here?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWlTyZLQhQ&feature=player_embedded#!

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Funny you should post that, it was when two girls were fighting in the 8th grade, I was able to see some young lady tit.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Nope, Never was in a fight. I'm made of a strange material Called Afraidium. It's yellow, and tastes like Chicken.

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

No

I once got into a fight with a bag of chips and was clearly victorious....does that count?

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

Just wait until we finally meet up IRL.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

I've backed down, but never had my @$$ kicked. 6'3", 225#, and shy as hell (when I was younger anyway). Far too unpredictable to start a fight with.

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1989 300E 144K

I activated many dental plans.

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So many Women so little duct tape.

I've come close a couple times but never had a hardcore fight, I used to be a lot smaller (6'0 and 130lbs) so I was an easier target. 80lbs of muscle later, people generally don't mess with me.

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

I was always taught that there is no honor in fighting so everything is fair game. I've headbutt so many noses and kneed so many groins... All in defense of girls, obviously. I was always a bully-bully; king of the nerds.

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1987 560SEL (210,000 miles)

Once in Dallas a guy tried to because I insulted his goofy looking pickup--I had to pull the whoop ass on him when he started the billy badass stuff, I thought he looked familiar Before the action started, Turns out he was an actor...

Too many times to count. The guys I ran with had a saying for Friday nights. "Hey, everbody, let's pour some whiskey into us and see what happens". The results were predictable.

Never messed with anyone else and never created any un-needed problems. We weren't smart enough to avoid situations but smart enough to avoid permanent damages and long term hard feelings. Used to go fight with the Rural Street area boys on Fridays and go over to their houses on Sundays for dinner. A "sociable" kind of ass-whupping I suppose.

Funny thing is even if you win you are sorry you did it later when you cool off.

No, never took a beating nor have I really given one out. Traded a couple of punches along the way though.

Not for a long time (though I did want to punch someone today.)

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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC]

..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

When I was a kid in 10th grade, a kid challenged me to a fight and wouldn't give up until we went at it... I didn't fight him very long, we traded some punches and he eventually backed down and ran away... I took one on the chin and ended up with a bruise which everyone could see... his friends made fun of me even though I won the fight... I never wanted to fight again after that...

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1987 Mercedes 300SDL; SOLD
1985 Mercedes 300D; SOLD
2006 Honda Pilot - wife's ride; 122K;
1995 Toyota Land Cruiser - 3X locked; 182K