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What's in your freezer Jeff Dahmer Jr?
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That's why I never keep the bodies in the chest freezer for more than a week. Even less once they're reported missing.
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* note to self... scratch the Swamper OFF the possible barbecue chefs list for the next GTG. DEFINITELY remove him from the "meat suppliers" list. Might want to re-think attending any GTG's at the Swamp mansion.*
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Just stay on my good side, Mike.
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I hope none of them mistook human parts for chicken parts when defrosting meat for dinner ...
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Gives a whole new meaning to "5hit on a 5hingle."
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Actually there have been a few cases of a person on pension being stuck in the freezer. This after a natural death had occured by the better half to keep the pension checks flowing.
I wonder how common it really is? Like many things it may be sheilded from the general public to defer usage of the ideal by others. The charge is modest when detected as far as i know. Indignaty to human remains or simular charges usually. I wondered why the wife purchased a twenty seven cubic feet freezer. Plus a smaller one to hold frozen things when she cleans out the larger one. She also informed me it never hurts to have a spare just in case the one in use quits. Actually you would be lucky to catch it before everything inside defrosted. It does not have a high temperature alarm. |
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Dig a hole 8' deep. Put 2' of lime in it. Place the body in it. Put another 2' of lime in on top. Fill the hole in. 5 years later nothing left of the body. Plant some trees or bushes on top. Alt a passion fruit bush would do well. Burn all items used in the process. Who needs a freezer?
Thats what happened to a politician up this way, he upset the local drug barons.
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