Whats the Difference....
 

Between Roast beef and Pea soup?

Sure comes out a different color.

Fog has never been as thick as roast beef.

Anyone can roast beef.

If you're going to start a thread of these jokes, I'm going to have to report you. :D

Ding We have a winner! that was sure Quick

anyone Can Roast beef, but nobody can Pea soup.

What's the difference between a New England fairy tale and a Dixie fairy tale?

A New England fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A Dixie fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this $hit..."

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood takes to Grandma's house.
The other is what Elmer Fudd talks about doiing to Little Red Riding Hood.


Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal and remember to tip your waitress . . .

now when you say tip.....

I can, what flavor do you want, Bean and Bacon? :D

Great pick up line.

Whats the difference between a Martini and a blow-job?

Come over tonight for a martini.

At the risk of dissing two segments of the population:

What's the difference between a female marathon runner and a sly midget?

Yo has got some cojones mi amigo! I was going to tell that one but I chickened out.

OH! I KNOW! I KNOW! :rolleyes:

One is a cunning runt and the other is a runner with a bra!!!!

Did I win???? ;) :D

In the interest of propriety I guess we better give it to you.:D