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Old 06-28-2011, 11:32 PM
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Your Mama's so?
Your Moma is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.

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Old 06-29-2011, 12:09 AM
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Yo momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Old 06-29-2011, 12:40 AM
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Your Mom is so slutty the free clinic sends her a christmas card
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Old 06-29-2011, 08:40 AM
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Hey now!
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:23 AM
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Old 06-29-2011, 12:52 PM
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Your Mama's so hot, I could put my bun in her oven all day long?
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Old 06-29-2011, 12:56 PM
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Your Mama's so hot, I could put my bun in her oven all day long?
Ewww my Moma is 75 years old.
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Old 06-29-2011, 12:57 PM
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Your Moma is so stanky that she gets sour dough yeast infections.
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Ewww my Moma is 75 years old.
Got nikked pics?
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Old 06-29-2011, 02:59 PM
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Got nikked pics?
No, but somebody probably does.
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No, but somebody probably does.
Can you get it? Descriptions?
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Can you get it? Descriptions?
I'll try to remember from when I was born.
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Your Moma is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.
I thought they banned you from the entire internet!
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Yo momma so faat.... she eat biscuits like tic-tacs.
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The internet paid me to come back.

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