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Winds of change hit USMC
Marines Banned from Loudly Passing Gas
Whether you call it breaking wind or stepping on a duck, if you’re a Marine in Afghanistan, you can’t do it loudly. The Military Times blog Battle Rattle reported this week that a new policy bans Marines from audibly passing gas. Not surprisingly, the story has since been picked up by ABC News, Perez Hilton – even The Best Week Ever, whose writer coined the phrase “Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell.” http://homepost.kpbs.org/2011/08/marines-banned-from-loudly-passing-gas/ |
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Having survived on MRE's I can attest to the fact that this will be impossible for the hetero Marines. The gays will definitely have the advantage in complying with this new rule!
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Now that was funny right there.
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Reason 1,022 I'm not Marine material.
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Just pass it as your shooting and they won't hear it!
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I had to stifle my giggles as I read B's OP. The mrs is in bed and gets surly when I wake her with my guffaws!
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I bet if you put up $1 million to anyone that could hold back a fart after an MRE meatballs and BBQ sauce or Chicken Ala King the reward would never be claimed. I'm blowing one off thinking about it.
and no cussing in the Army or Marines...sh^t no ****** way. |
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Can anyone here tell me what a "non Filtered" is?
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Can you or CLK boy explain in detail here why gays will have an advantage complying, and also how you know it to be the truth?
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Heheh I was going to ask the same question.
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ROFL
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This Exists: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly http://www.mediaite.com/tv/this-exists-u-s-marines-in-afghanistan-ordered-not-to-fart-audibly/ http://www.jihadwatch.org/2011/08/marines-ban-farting-to-avoid-offending-muslims.html http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/125023/military_fart_ban_is_a Fart http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart Facts on Farts http://www.heptune.com/farts.html http://www.google.com/search?q=farting&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&rlz= |
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He wont answer...never does...just post and run....I found the comment to have 'insensitive' written all over it.
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One of the mods should ream him out.
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LOL, Hey man you jinxed me....Mirimina Toyada has been mocking my every step.
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