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Just realized that one of my minions has minions.....

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Originally Posted by Stoneseller (Post 2792718)

Sure have.
The grocery store also gets rather frustrating when someone waits until all items have been bagged & loaded in the cart before he /she remembers to get out their wallet.

Isn't this SOP for the average moron? Finding an individual with their card or cash in hand, ready to pay, would be intoxicating!!!

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Originally Posted by Stoneseller (Post 2792718)

Sure have.
The grocery store also gets rather frustrating when someone waits until all items have been bagged & loaded in the cart before he /she remembers to get out their wallet. Inevitably about half of these folks then decide to write a check, which takes about 4 times as long as debit card or cash transaction.:(

They need cash only lanes.
Over here they have less than 6 item lanes. Problem is that the average moron cant count past 5 !!

A practice that has been occuring recently is when some one does 1/2 their shopping & then goes & places their trolly in the line, then goes off & gets some more stuff, adds it to their trolly, goes gets some more etc. They get upset when some one pushes their trolly a side while they are not waiting in the line.

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Originally Posted by ramonajim (Post 2824340)

For the past several years, I have been minion free. Three weeks ago, I acquired a minion. His name is William, and he is quite good. My work life was set to get much more productive and more entertaining. ... This morning, absolutely out of the blue, my minion count rocketed to SEVEN. ... Holy. Farking. Schtuff. ... This could get interesting :eek:

Sounds like...

A pussy had pusslettes?

A ***** drop a litter?

(Ever notice how the names/nom-de-plums the animals of the feminine inclination seem to be rather "harsh" in their useage?)

Into each life, crap must fall...

For me, today...

An operator, blaming the machines for the fact that he's not at his station and not only once, but THREE FREAKIN' TIMES!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DURING TWO FOX SUNDAY AFTERNOON F*****G GAMES?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

And...

An air-handler drive-belt that failed...the transmitter room temperature is over 87° F. and I'm up on a 10' ladder (where the temperature is not being measured by the remote-control but IS around 97° F.) changing a belt that MY ASSISTANT thought MIGHT BE GOING about 3 weeks ago when he was changing filters in same said unit.

Dog punishes us to keep us abreast that Hell will be worse. HOW? I don't want to be that bad enough to find out. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by layback40 (Post 2824654)

They need cash only lanes. ... Over here they have less than 6 item lanes. Problem is that the average moron cant count past 5 !!

They do. Problem is: The Check-Out Person (COP) violates the rule...I've been heading to the CO/X-ItemOr<-lane when the COP will wave a kling-on from another lane over. 99.99999% of the time, it's the welfarette with no money, a questionable check book and over 50% of her cart is non-foodstamp items that she'll "google-eye" the COP (ironic term) into "button-bypassing" the purchase of.

Where's a half-dozen fully-charged tazers and a firing squad worth of AK47s when you need them to sweep the area clean of Dee-dee-dees?

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Originally Posted by layback40 (Post 2824654)

A practice that has been occuring recently is when some one does 1/2 their shopping & then goes & places their trolly in the line, then goes off & gets some more stuff, adds it to their trolly, goes gets some more etc. They get upset when some one pushes their trolly a side while they are not waiting in the line.

Once, you get a pass...but only if it's one item. Come back with an arm-load or you leave a 2nd time? EOTL...End Of The Line. You complain? Everyone in line gets to bonk you with a can of whoop-ass condiments, at your cost and on whereever they aim at.

If civility is something they don't understand or don't care about, feed them THEIR VERSION back to them in spades.

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