Big doings in Berkeley

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Arizona Man Gives Fascinating Description Of Car Crash - That Will Buff Out - Funny Car Photos

[t walgamuth]

He has a flair for storytelling!

Quite a story though!

[Kuan]

He actually got shocked a bit. He admits:

"I still feel kinda shaken up kinda crazy right now."

[Skippy]

Pretty good.

[Brian Carlton]

Maybe the DB will step out of the $hitbox...............that would be excellent.

[Medmech]

Newcastle on screen.

[mgburg]

Originally Posted by Brian Carlton

Maybe the DB will step out of the $hitbox...............that would be excellent.

(Julie Child's Voice) "First, you make sure the electricity is still on. Then, you entice the DB to exit his vehicle. While that's taking place, you take SIP of sherry, and while the DB is finally stepping from the vehicle and sparks REALLY start to fly, you grab ahold of the sherry bottle and pull a swig of that all the while the crowd's letting out a cheer.

Then, you let the DB bake in his stupidity for about 15 minutes, or until the firemen/power company figure out who's going to shut off the power and pull your toasty DB out of his own fat...assuming of course there's any left.

Bon appetit!"

[suginami]

I like it when he says in the middle, "....reality hits you hard, bro".

Sounds like a line from The Big Lebowski.