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10-21-2011, 08:40 AM
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Funny Story
So there's this new hire at my wife's work. She's ex Israeli army sniper. Not knowing this, the team decided to do a team building/icebreaker event at, wait... you guessed it... PAINTBALL!
 Yeah they were all dead in like 5 minutes.
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10-21-2011, 08:46 AM
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Brilliant!
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10-21-2011, 09:06 AM
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She is probably disappointed that they were only paint balls.
I guess pork chops & ham sandwiches will be off the cafeteria menu now !!
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10-21-2011, 09:24 AM
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We just hired an Operation Iraqi Freedom vet to take over our customer service and sales rep. support duties. A paintball outing has actually been discussed. She will be on my team!
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10-21-2011, 03:38 PM
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I played paintball for the first time in my life with the folks from my new company. The only non-employee was a roomate of an employee. Turns out he is a SWAT team member for the local sheriff's department.
We had a ground rule: No firing on someone from less than 10 feet. In the first battle, I boldly advanced to the middle of the course and took cover on one side of a structure built for the battles. I peered around the corner to find this SWAT guy trying to hide behind the other side of this same structure! Adrenalin and panick took over and, before I knew it, I pumped 4 paintballs into his backside from near point blank range! I knew it hurt him like hell because I took a few rounds later, but luckly for me he was a good sport with me.
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