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Air&Road · #1 11-22-2011, 10:14 AM

FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY!
Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his Senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin ,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA)
Donald Ruppert
Burlington, IA
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Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040

Jim B. · #2 11-22-2011, 10:47 AM

¿Cómo está usted esta mañana?

We need to STOP illegal immigration, and this is not the way.

Anyhow, for every to foot fence we erect, they will come along with an 11 foor ladder.

They need to start jailing small business owners and companies that hire them, to stop the demand for their cheap labor.

Hire real Americans instead, at a higher wage and pass the cost on, or as much of it as customers will accept.

And get rid of the "anchor baby" provision that allows babys of illegals to be automatic citizens. What's up wth that? I never heard of that stupidity in other countries.

We really DO need to something about the illegal alien problem. But first, I need to get the roof on my house fixed.

pj67coll · #3 11-22-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim B.

We really DO need to something about the illegal alien problem. But first, I need to get the roof on my house fixed.

Get a ladder.

- Peter.

Air&Road · #4 11-22-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim B.

¿Cómo está usted esta mañana?

We need to STOP illegal immigration, and this is not the way.

Anyhow, for every to foot fence we erect, they will come along with an 11 foor ladder.

They need to start jailing small business owners and companies that hire them, to stop the demand for their cheap labor.

Hire real Americans instead, at a higher wage and pass the cost on, or as much of it as customers will accept.

And get rid of the "anchor baby" provision that allows babys of illegals to be automatic citizens. What's up wth that? I never heard of that stupidity in other countries.

We really DO need to something about the illegal alien problem. But first, I need to get the roof on my house fixed.

LOL! I agree except, for me I'll find a way to fix my roof using legal labor.

Honus · #5 11-22-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LarryBible

...My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years..."

There is no such bill. Somebody made this up.

JollyRoger · #6 11-22-2011, 12:10 PM

Racist hatred crap.

leathermang · #7 11-22-2011, 12:16 PM

I am starting to think that Larry is too easy a target.... LOL

JollyRoger · #8 11-22-2011, 12:21 PM

As long as he keeps posting false, hoax emails he is, alls it shows is that he will swallow any lie fed to him by the propaganda wing of the GOP.

Hey, did you know that Jesus is coming back next year?

Even more calendars predict End in 2012

It's on the Internet! It must be true!

leathermang · #9 11-22-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JollyRoger

...Hey, did you know that Jesus is coming back next year?...

Thanks for the heads up on that.... I do need to get some things cleared up before that happens....

elchivito · #10 11-22-2011, 02:07 PM

There's also a Canadian version of this floating around the interwebs probably being mindlessly forwarded to the gullible like this one is here. Get out your rubber stamp that says "Well I don't care if it's real or not I like it!!"