Probably one laced with some white special sauce. Your favorite kind :D

let's not forget those drunk internet shopping sprees............

makes for some expensive hangovers

I haven't done anything I regret while drunk, save for maybe a couple forum posts :D overall I don't get into trouble when drinking and my friends all watch out for each other. Now it's a moot point because I don't have time to drink at the moment with my academic work

I tend to be a quiet drunk. The drunker I get, the more quiet I get till I am totally silent when I pass out.

Aklim, don't make me go all flying ATOMIC ELBOW on you. :D

So your saying that you drink, get drunk, and fall down? :D

Yep

When we get drink, we get drunk
When we get drunk, we pass out
When we pass out, we commit no sin
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven

THEREFORE, LETS ALL GET DRUNK AND GO TO HEAVEN.

Regrettable behavior while intoxicated is for teenaged amateurs and alcoholics. I never drink to that point.

So the standard is that if you have no regret you are not in that bad category? :D

Exactly. My son recently said "Dad I don't think I've ever seen you drunk." His mother responded "either that or you've never seen him SOBER." :D

...especially eBay auctions...

It might not be expensive but it could be embarrassing to explain why you bought yourself a lacy teddy if you are a guy

For you, I don't think that would be a problem. :D

Of course, not. I just tell the wife that you gave me money to buy it because you didn't want Vicky to see it on your charge slip

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