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Old 12-29-2011, 09:32 PM
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Crapped out a turd so small that you was ashamed of it?

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Old 12-29-2011, 09:44 PM
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Crapped out a turd so small that you was ashamed of it?
I've had some so large I tried beckoning for the females in my household to have them verify that it was indeed record smashing. There should be some sort of institute for largest bowel movement study. Like the Guiness Book of Turd Records. Or maybe some sort of standardized scale based on body size and turd weight. Interesting concepts.
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:48 PM
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I've had some so large I tried beckoning for the females in my household to have them verify that it was indeed record smashing. There should be some sort of institute for largest bowel movement study. Like the Guiness Book of Turd Records. Or maybe some sort of standardized scale based on body size and turd weight. Interesting concepts.
I use to base the hierarchy in my family on the member of the family that could crap the biggest turd. I held my title of the biggest turd crapper until my two sons both at any given time out turded me and kicked me off of my thrown.
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:55 PM
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:56 PM
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Show me one person who never ****s and I'll show you a goddamn liar. People should be way more comfortable than they are with their burps, farts, ****s, urine etc. Its a basic part of existance which holds way more significance in the world than it should.
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:58 PM
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To be honest my only daughter has toppled me off my thrown, I felt so ashamed.
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:00 PM
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Show me one person who never ****s and I'll show you a goddamn liar. People should be way more comfortable than they are with their burps, farts, ****s, urine etc. Its a basic part of existance which holds way more significance in the world than it should.
Have you ever farted so hard that your ass stung?
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Have you ever farted so hard that your ass stung?
I farted so hard I cracked some vertabrea in my back.
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:07 PM
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I farted so hard I cracked some vertabrea in my back.
ooooooHH, by doing that my man you have negated a need for a Chiropractor, thereby saving yourself money. Bravo my good sir.
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Excuse me, I am in DEEP thought.
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As a baby, my daughter used to crap adult-sized turds! No blood though!

Wondered why I never heard her screaming in pain during her defecation process?
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One of the best movie lines ever - crapbig.flv - YouTube

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Was that a turd dressed as an old western actor?
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