Who did you take to the prom?
 

This kid is bringing a movie star. ;)

Megan Piper: Porn Star Accepts Prom Date from Mike Stone, 18, Via Viral Twitter Post - International Business Times

If he's got a van, I'll bet it'll be rockin'.

Whip

Aklim's dream date. ;)

To answer the question though, ol' Marlene really squatted the springs in the back of my old van that night.

Whip

The porn star's boyfriend doesn't mind if she goes to prom with the kid...that is amusing. He lets his girlfriend get banged both ways til Tuesday by guys on video. Why the hell would he care that she goes to a prom with a high school kid?

If it's a BOY, name it after ME.

My junior prom I took a good looking girl who was a couple of inches taller than I. She was the creative type and had fun doing her hair out flat so it would not make her look taller.

My senior prom I took my future first wife. She sported a sling on her right arm after the car crash we had on the way to see Simon and Garfunkle in Indy at Clowes hall. She was prettier but the first gal probably would have made a better wife.

Jimmy Soul ( about 1963 I think)
"If You Wanna Be Happy"



If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

...

Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy - YouTube

Junior prom I took my ex (asked her when we were dating), she ended up meeting a friend of mine whom she dated and he treated her like crap. We and her remained friends though.

Senior prom I went with a girl I had a crush on for a while...ended up dating her afterwards for a few months but college got in the way. We're still friends today.

Overall I was pretty lucky I guess, both girls were really good looking and nice people.

What is it that draws ladies to guys that treat 'em like crap?

Whip

Low self esteem.

I am very familiar with the song. I believe there is a lot of truth in it. My first wife was all about her looks and herself. She was used to attracting attention and liked it.

My present wife is very good looking too but does not see herself that way. She is down to earth and fun loving....and most important is honest and loving. She does not seek or particularly enjoy attention from other men.

I didn't go to the Junior Prom. I took the one attractive girl that most guys lusted after, but was afraid to ask. I found out that night that she had skills other guys only dreamed of.

After she invited herself to my first wedding, rubbed her breasts against the back of my neck while I was sitting with the bride, and whispered in my ear that she never thought she'd see me in a tux again, i had to have her removed from the festivities.

I haven't heard anything about her since that night...and don't care to either.

That night, I also became the guy i never want my daughters to date...

I took the same girl to both my senior prom and then again to her senior prom (she's a year younger than I). The only thing significant is that 20+ years later my wife and I had our wedding reception at the same site. I remember checking it out before while deciding on where to have our reception and wondering why it looked so familiar. After talking a bit to the manager I remembered it as the site of both high school proms.

Oh the memories... :)

I took my my future wife of 30 years, Vickie. You guys know how I feel about Vickie. :D And a few privileged posters here has met her in person and told her that she is TOO good for a schmuck like myself, and they would be correct.