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Old 04-21-2012, 09:06 PM
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Bill would define holding hands, kissing as "gateway sexual activity"

Tennnessee. What else can one say? The plan works so well with over 24 births per 1,000 (2009).

Hand holding and kissing are gateways to sex? I must have been doing it wrong because it did not work for me.

Tennesse. What can one say.

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Old 04-21-2012, 09:20 PM
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And it's in those bible belt states that teenage pregnancy is the highest in the nation, go figure. The land of the imbeciles.
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:21 PM
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Tennnessee. What else can one say? The plan works so well with over 24 births per 1,000 (2009).

Hand holding and kissing are gateways to sex? I must have been doing it wrong because it did not work for me.

Tennesse. What can one say.
Its all in the wrist action so I am told !!

I guess they are just sending the message ~ Dont bother with holding hands & kissing, just get on with it !!!
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Old 04-21-2012, 10:01 PM
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I know. States with abstinence only curriculum's have the highest birth rates yet they continue to enforce a failed policy.

Look at Palin as a perfect example. She preaches abstinence yet Bristol got knocked up before she got married and her son knocked up his girlfriend. And if if you do the math there is a good possibility that Palin was knocked up before she got married as well.

The abstinence policy works as well as prohibition did.
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:03 PM
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One could make the same criticism of Democrat economics--they have the produced the highest unemployment,the greatest debt, and the lowest tax revenues, yet they continue to enforce a failed policy.
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:14 PM
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Unemployment under Reagan was 22% higher than it has ever been under Obama.

Should we go back to the Reagan policies that led to that situation?
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:15 PM
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Any sane person knows that handholding is a gateway sexual activity.

It all starts with making goo-goo eyes at each other. That's what needs to be stopped!
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:26 PM
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David,
One could make the same criticism of Democrat economics--they have the produced the highest unemployment,the greatest debt, and the lowest tax revenues, yet they continue to enforce a failed policy.

Were you out of the country during Clinton's administration... and George Jr's???

Maybe this is just what Rush and Fox told you?
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One could make the same criticism of Democrat economics--they have the produced the highest unemployment,the greatest debt, and the lowest tax revenues, yet they continue to enforce a failed policy.
Preposterous. Can you name a single economist who agrees with anything remotely resembling that claim?

As for the anti-hand-holding bill, it's just more of the same "conservative" intrusive government philosophy.
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Old 04-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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Any sane person knows that handholding is a gateway sexual activity.

It all starts with making goo-goo eyes at each other. That's what needs to be stopped!
We need a dark shade/blinder combination that all children will be required to wear at all times. Have to stop these googly eyes early on.

BTW (old joke): Do you know why Baptists are against sex while standing up?

It can lead to dancing.
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Old 04-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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As for the anti-hand-holding bill, it's just more of the same "conservative" intrusive government philosophy.
yep

And we are paying good money for these folks to come up with these laws.
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The parents could scare their children into behaving properly, couldn't they?
When your teenage boy comes home from school one day, let him walk to his room to find he can't get in for a pram and then dump the baby on him and disappear for half an hour.
Trust me, it will curb his chasing girls at school, especially if you combine the experience with a terse lecture on why it isn't done to chase tarts.
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Old 04-23-2012, 12:50 PM
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Another showboat law - only purpose is to give certain politicians bragging rights with certain constituents come election time - just as meaningless as the ancient sodomy laws still on the books in some states, and the political theatre that Congress staged after the last election having the House vote to repeal OC.

I'd say out of fairness that the only true known imbeciles in TN are the members of their legislature that proposed and passed this - I don't think that the good people of TN, with all the other problems facing them, really felt a pressing need for this piece of legislation over other items.

At that, when I was in middle and high school near 40 years ago, the teachers and principals were already enforcing the no holding hands/no kissing rule and handing out suspensions accordingly. From what I've heard, little has changed in that regard as far as the school system is concerned.
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:39 PM
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The parents could scare their children into behaving properly, couldn't they?
When your teenage boy comes home from school one day, let him walk to his room to find he can't get in for a pram and then dump the baby on him and disappear for half an hour.
Trust me, it will curb his chasing girls at school, especially if you combine the experience with a terse lecture on why it isn't done to chase tarts.
Don't ask how I know it works. Lol.
Yo, mate, are you a Brit? Interesting syntax there. I've heard the word 'pram' before but I thought it was a baby carriage.

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