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The Twisted Thought Thread.
I'll start.
Do Vampires eat blood filled bed bugs like regular people eat raisins? :eek::D |
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
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I got a headache. How's that for a "twisted" thought?
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How do well Groomed Vampires shave?
If our legs bent the other way, what would chairs look like If superglue is so damned super, why dosnt it stick to the inside of the tube |
Have you ever been to a boneless chicken farm?
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What part of the turkey does turkey bacon come from? Bill Cosby
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if you swallow a raisin will you poop a grape?
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Nearly 14 million birds die daily in the U.S. You hardly ever see a dead bird. Aside from those eaten by predators, where do the rest go?
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If Quizzes are Quizzical, what are tests?
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Women are susceptible to being attacked by vampires once a month. They smell blood.
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If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
How did the dos-equis guy in the commercial teach his dog to bark in Spanish? :D |
Today's Twisted Thought.
I think the spelling of the word "Intercourse" should be changed to "Inhercourse". :D |
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