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aklim · #1 06-26-2012, 12:44 PM

Brooklyn Brand: Incest! Mom Uses Facebook to Hook Up with Son

Txjake · #2 06-26-2012, 01:39 PM

uh, urp....

aklim · #3 06-26-2012, 02:27 PM

Nothing says love like family loving.

if they don't have kids. I guess it isfinewith me. Whatever floats their boat.

layback40 · #4 06-26-2012, 09:15 PM

Keeping it in the family !!

aklim · #5 06-26-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by layback40

Keeping it in the family !!

Top 10 reasons why incest is best

10) You get a bigger allowance than most kids.

9) There's always a lacy nightie in the stocking at Christmas.

8) If your date with the outside world ends early, you can always wake up your sister.

7) There's nothing better than playing catch with Dad and then showering up with Mom.

6) A family vacation and a romantic getaway are now the same thing.

5) Kama Sutra book is way cheaper than a Nintendo 64.

4) Decent chance that Aerosmith will ask you to star in their video about the topic.

3) Mom still looks like Pamela Anderson.

2) Mom waiting up for you to come home takes on a whole new meaning!

1) As does the phrase "Just wait till your father gets home!"

aklim · #6 06-26-2012, 10:33 PM

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Dudesky · #7 06-26-2012, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aklim

Top 10 reasons why incest is best

10) You get a bigger allowance than most kids.

9) There's always a lacy nightie in the stocking at Christmas.

8) If your date with the outside world ends early, you can always wake up your sister.

7) There's nothing better than playing catch with Dad and then showering up with Mom.

6) A family vacation and a romantic getaway are now the same thing.

5) Kama Sutra book is way cheaper than a Nintendo 64.

4) Decent chance that Aerosmith will ask you to star in their video about the topic.

3) Mom still looks like Pamela Anderson.

2) Mom waiting up for you to come home takes on a whole new meaning!

1) As does the phrase "Just wait till your father gets home!"

This thread is rather jive......I didn't know this site entertained this horse****. My daughter is now asking me questions.

aklim · #8 06-26-2012, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudesky

This thread is rather jive......I didn't know this site entertained this horse****. My daughter is now asking me questions.

Might I suggest not telling her anything and keep her in a state of ignorance and bliss.

Remember, if you don't tell her about sex, nobody will and she will remain a virgin till marriage and they will live happily ever after too.

Dudesky · #9 06-26-2012, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aklim

Might I suggest not telling her anything and keep her in a state of ignorance and bliss.

Remember, if you don't tell her about sex, nobody will and she will remain a virgin till marriage and they will live happily ever after too.

5. No pornographic, sexually offensive, sexually explicit, or objectifying material. Moderator's judgment will apply.

Dudesky · #10 06-26-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aklim

Top 10 reasons why incest is best

10) You get a bigger allowance than most kids.

9) There's always a lacy nightie in the stocking at Christmas.

8) If your date with the outside world ends early, you can always wake up your sister.

7) There's nothing better than playing catch with Dad and then showering up with Mom.

6) A family vacation and a romantic getaway are now the same thing.

5) Kama Sutra book is way cheaper than a Nintendo 64.

4) Decent chance that Aerosmith will ask you to star in their video about the topic.

3) Mom still looks like Pamela Anderson.

2) Mom waiting up for you to come home takes on a whole new meaning!

1) As does the phrase "Just wait till your father gets home!"

5. No pornographic, sexually offensive, sexually explicit, or objectifying material. Moderator's judgment will apply.