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eeeewwww... don't read while eating
Good for her I suppose, but... just... eeeewwww
Obese woman loses weight through marathon sex - NY Daily News
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urp.......
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Hmmm. Hasn't worked for me. Maybe 60 seconds isn't "marathon"?
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gonna have to add more reps...
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some choice quotes from the article- "Potter, who has helped speed up her weight loss by exercising in the pool three to five times a week and cutting out most of the junk food in her diet, said she wanted to share her story to satisfy some curiosity she had encountered." I find it hilarious that she attributes her weight loss to "jiggling" sex instead of the obvious diet and exercise also mentioned. however, my favorite quote from the ex in the article- “It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.” now why it Gods name would he allow that?
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He deserves some kind of an award just for being able to keep it up for that!
I imagine finding her "pleasure spots" would be rather difficult. What does he use, a GPS?
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"Two Minute Tommy" FTW !
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I assumed he used the flour method.....
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I like the
bit. You've got to get your priorities right. I mean you can't go cold turkey on the junk food as well as jiggling it just a little bit.
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Slow Friday...this is some great motivation for me to hit it hard in the gym today though
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How does she know if she is having sex?
That was bad..............
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"Nope, nope, that's not it... that's just a tomato that dropped off my sandwich..."
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Best article ever!
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Fat Bottomed Girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat Bottom Girls - Queen **Official Video** - YouTube
Ah, you gonna take me home tonight Ah, down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round Hey, I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat fannys, she was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey, hey Whoo I've been singing with my band, across the wire, across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time, Shawn Oh, won't you take me home tonight? Oh, down beside your red firelight Oh, and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/q/queen-lyrics/fat-bottomed-girls-lyrics.html] Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round Hey, listen here Now your mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you Oh, but I still get my pleasure still got my greatest treasure Heap big woman, you gone made a big man of me, now get this Oh, you gonna take me home tonight Oh, down beside that red firelight Oh, you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Ooh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls, yeah yeah yeah, yeah All right Ride 'em cowboys Fat bottomed girls Yes, yes
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This article is so ridiculous upon reflection.
If a small dog is humping your leg, are you getting exercise? That's basically the leap this story makes
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