One line wednesday

[BAVBMW]

As an aside from the politics/current event discussions, how about this idea just for kicks:

Remember the three word story thread? This woud be similar, but instead of three words, you get one line across the screen. No edits. If you go over you get one demerit. Try to keep it light hearted. I'll start:

If you'd have told me, even as recent as yesterday, that today would find me paddling a canoe upriver with a destination of...

MV