Here comes Honey Boo Boo

[TylerH860]

I just watched the mother make spaghetti. Her secret sauce consisted of two tubs of butter, mix with ketchup, melt in the microwave, and serve.

[Benz Fan]

Originally Posted by TylerH860

I just watched the mother make spaghetti. Her secret sauce consisted of two tubs of butter, mix with ketchup, melt in the microwave, and serve.

My Italian-born grandmother would have run over her with her '69 Buick Wildcat...

[Benz Dr.]

Originally Posted by Benz Fan

My Italian-born grandmother would have run over her with her '69 Buick Wildcat...

Not likely to happen. The car would have quit running and would have refused to move anywhere within sight of her. Which, when you look at objectively, wouldn't be such a bad thing...... for the car.



She's a good ole gal with her kankle tat,
Got rings in her nose and one in her nipple,
Makes a squishy sound from all that fat,
'Cause she eats her grits with butterscotch ripple.

Her hubby's got stains on his Earnhart shirt,
From his 'bacca juice when he misses his can,
Though yuh cain't really tell 'cause of all that dirt,
An' he's just a good old boy, doin' the best he can.

And that there Boo Boo's all honey and charm,
Like some jazzed up movie star from Holly Wood,
But hey, she's just a kid, so what's the harm?
Don't you be lookin' down, on what's misunderstood.

When I said, '' Boo boo to you too, you 'aint nothin' new.
I'm drowndin' in yo' fat honey, give me some air! ''
Her momma beat my azz 'till I wuz black 'n bluew,
So I me got more respect when I'm over there.

Can yuh say, white trailer trash, ten times, real fast?
Sounds like a big ole tire, when having a flat,
But I got it naw, hell yeah! I got it at last,
'Cause they on TV, an' that's where da moneys at.

[MTI]

Originally Posted by TylerH860

I just watched the mother make spaghetti. Her secret sauce consisted of two tubs of butter, mix with ketchup, melt in the microwave, and serve.

Just curious, but what compelled you to watch?

[gatorblue92]

That girl's mother needs to take a long walk off a short pier along with all of the "real" housewives and the Kardashians.

[Air&Road]

Were her guests able to finish the meal before total artery blockage?

[TylerH860]

I turned on the tv and it was on that channel, sort of got caught up in it. Amazing they're speaking some form of English that requires subtitles.

She fed it to her children who were licking their bowls. The last episode I accidentally came across, they were sitting on the couch eating cheese balls and started throwing them at eachother.

My only lol of the show was when sugar bear(father figure) got aroused when big mama put on a blond wig.

[JamesDean]

[Txjake]

I am throwing up a bit in the back of my mouth now....... No wonder people are laughing at the US

[link]

Originally Posted by JamesDean

^^LOL that^^

[The Swede]

What state is this person from?

[tbomachines]

on all accounts

[elchivito]

I just read that the fourth episode tied in the 18-45 age group ratings with The Republican convention.
I'm not sure what to make of that, but it isn't pretty I don't think.

[cmbdiesel]

I believe Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out the Repub Convention in the Neilsons.

[SwampYankee]

It makes us feel better about ourselves.