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07-28-2011, 10:55 AM
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life 
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#4
07-28-2011, 11:16 AM
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I'm way ahead of you on this. I've been vigilant, looking out for and avoiding this hideous plague for a couple of years now. I've been using a treatment made from a couple of easy to locate compounds, Germicidal Intra-oral Nostrum (G.I.N.) mixed with tonic water and some natural lime juice served over ice.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed. So far, so good . . .
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#5
07-28-2011, 11:18 AM
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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07-28-2011, 01:56 PM
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I wonder if that's what the pain in my @$$ is?
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02-09-2012, 10:13 PM
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09-19-2012, 05:11 PM
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chuckle
Visiting a Vaccination center tonight.
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#11
09-20-2012, 01:53 PM
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give me a shot
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