Ok you brainiacs out there.....
 

What is causing this. Now that I'm back to my usual self, I have been pushing the button on my Fart Machine, but sometimes the machine goes off on it's own. it sits on the counter at the shop which faces the Hwy. could someones cell phone be setting it off? :D:D:D

Cheap electronics are less likely shielded against interference. It's likely that it's reacting to other stimuli.

However, I'm guessing it's making up for your SBDs.

Also don't forget the SBV's Silent But Violent. :D:D:D

A fart machine? What is this, the 1980's?

There's an app for that... :D

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...kbYCsB20oxugYR

Fart machine...is that what they used to call you in high school CLK? :D And you sit in the window facing the highway when you let them loose--does that draw business :confused: Kentucky is a strange place.

too much beans. hope there are no 'surprises'

Let's just say there's a long history... :D

That's how I roll... :D

when you reach a certain age... NEVER trust a fart.