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12-23-2012, 03:50 PM
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Such a gas bag...
Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker | The Smoking Gun
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12-23-2012, 03:54 PM
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Being a federally employed worker I would have thought it would actually be a requirement of the job!
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12-23-2012, 05:44 PM
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12-23-2012, 06:19 PM
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Sounds like potentially, the Gov't employee may be eligible for permanent disability payments.
Last edited by Skid Row Joe; 12-24-2012 at 04:09 PM.
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12-23-2012, 07:17 PM
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This is probably what the Mayan Calendar cycled on. A teaspoon of baking soda might be all that saved the world.
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12-23-2012, 09:32 PM
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I was once kicked out of gerkebi's house for my malodorous iminations. I kid you not.
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12-23-2012, 11:05 PM
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I may have mentioned it on another thread. Even if I did it is more appropiate here.
I and the young fellow were sitting on each end of the couch when this horrible odor surrounded us.. The young fellow asked me if I had done it. I simply stated the truth that it was either him or the new dog. He lifted the dogs tail to get close enough to take a verification whiff. He changed color to a red shade and was gagging. All I could say after laughing is. See I told you it was not me. Did you not realise a human cannot make an odour as bad as that? I also cannot see you repeating that stunt. God it was rank even at a reasonable distance. The dog has not done a repeat performance since or nobody was around if he did. I would have to rank it as an episode of super flatuance. There are several other versions I am aware of. For eaxample. Nature intended flatuance to be somewhat obnoxious as hearing impared people will than know what you did as well. When we were kids we threw a norweigian kid out of a building as he constantly created very serious air polution. We had no ideal of what he ate or if he just had chronic indigestion. Whatever it was really rank. When grocery shopping. I once walked into a cloud that someone had left behind. A shopping cart can accelerate pretty fast if you have the will I found out. Remember to get the last word in when being thrown out of an establishment CLK man. One that works well is I have been thrown out of better places than this. Adding atmophere to an eating establishment is seldom appreciated. Save yourself for elevators and practice looking innocent. Last edited by barry12345; 12-23-2012 at 11:23 PM.
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12-23-2012, 11:20 PM
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I think that the whoever smelt it, dealt it rule applies in this situation.
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