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05-31-2013, 05:32 PM
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I want to buy this woman a beer...and a case of ammo!!
Woman holds burglar at gunpoint until police arrive | www.wpxi.com
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05-31-2013, 06:35 PM
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Hey, look at that.
The police didn't shoot the woman. Positively amazing. 
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05-31-2013, 08:34 PM
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I got a good deal on some ammo at a yard sale the other day. Whole cases of 9mm, 40 and .45. I stopped for gas on the way home. On the other side of the pump was a good looking gal who noticed the cases of ammo in the back of my truck. She said "have you ever considered trading ammunition for sex?"
I said maybe, what kind of ammo do you have?
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05-31-2013, 10:25 PM
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The first sign of old age is re-cycling your jokes!
 'Course on the plus side you can still remember them. 
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05-31-2013, 11:04 PM
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I had a feeling I'd told that before. Another benefit of old age is not giving a shlt.
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06-01-2013, 06:12 AM
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Good one !!!
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